Gender: Fluid Pronouns: they/them An Adult Who Pays Taxes And Owns One (1) Entire Piano. This is my reblog blog. 79% jokes, 20% hyperfixations, 1% me psychoanalyzing myself, I am never off my bullshit, you cannot say you haven't been warned. My doodle blog is ordinarydoodles.tumblr.com My Pillowfort username is PineappleMigraine
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got another code red moment for us... :/
please actually reblog this post this time, as this one will gut national parks for more fucking paper. we have 14 days to stop it, giving us literally no time to do so.
they are literally betting on us to not do anything about it, because they're that desperate on keeping control, and ruining lives for everyone, but themselves.
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My friend just sent me the greatest home listing I think I have ever seen
I mean, check out this beutiful riverside home! Double garage! Upstairs access from the outside! Lets check out the inside
Open concept kitchen, nice, nice
Oh, the whole Floorplan seems to be open concept. Okay! That floor is a little odd, but not a deal breaker.
That bathroom could use an update
Need to change out that curtain
Okay, let's go take a look at the back yard!
Oh
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This was shared as a "bad" joke but I was so charmed by it I've been thinking about it for days.
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full offense but none of you would have ever survived fanfiction.net in 2009
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okay im gonna hypnotize you with my ruby amulet now DONT BE WEIRD ABOUT IT. im doing this to make you betray the king. IT IS NOT A SEX THING
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wizard fact of the day: you can’t legally kill me!
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They should invent a brain that doesn't fucking owie
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