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As a Brazilian, watching the club world cup is always so funny because this year a game got cancelled due to RAIN. In Brazil, the lights in the stadium need to go out, the pitch needs to flood, and a minimum of 3 players need to get struck by lightning, only for the game to be delayed by like 20 minutes. Once a football game gets scheduled in Brazil there is no weather that can stop it. Zeus himself needs to come down to smite the players one by one

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pls rb for sample size <3

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St. Sebastian Pincushion (c. 2017) - Manufactured for the Unemployed Philosopher's Guild

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“if you’re sensitive to sounds when sleeping, just use earplugs!” i cannot stress enough that the sensory feeling of having my ears fully blocked AND now being able to hear my own heartbeat and breathing and every other sound that’s happening inside my own body is a million times worse than whatever ambient noise may be keeping me awake

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Finding out that Lancelot was apparently the invention of a french writer is absolutely hysterical to me. 12th century french poet sitting around reading arthurian romances and thinking "yeah these stories are pretty good but I think what they really need is a french guy who shows up and fucks arthurs wife"

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this like reminds me of the shein defenders who will be like “so rich people can get a brand new wardrobe every 3 months but when i, a poor person,” like as if rich people doing this is indicative of it being an innate and indisputable human right and not a frivolous wasteful way to treat your belongings. like similarly food is a human right but i think it’s fine for out of season or exotic fruit and veg to be more expensive than in season produce and we should get more comfortable eating canned/pickled/dried/frozen produce instead of getting seething mad that a papaya shipped from across the world costs more than you want to pay for it

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fighting the problematic stereotype of 'only the bad guys are weird sex perverts' by making the good-hearted protagonist an even weirder sex pervert

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what if you wanted to vent about racism but got hit with

"AS A WHITE PERSON-"

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this might be the most poignant review of a doctor’s office i’ve ever seen and it makes my heart hurt

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What would it look like if it worked out?

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where’s that article by james frankie thomas where he says like “prior to my transition there was only one kind of sex i wanted to have. and i thought i could never have it” because i am about to blow these people’s minds

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time goes by and i keep reading dni as documento nacional de identidad

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the most important thing a female character can be is cruel and ambitious. the most important thing a male character can be is a liar and a coward. i will be taking no questions at this time.

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i’m gonna say something that doesn’t feel good but you might need to hear it: bending over backwards being a people-pleaser, being conflict averse and not telling anyone your needs, and then being resentful and upset when your needs aren’t met is a You problem first

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Daily affirmations:

-I can make my OC a worse person

-I can make my OC more miserable

-I can make my OC more repressed

-I can give my OC more issues

-I can make my OC more self loathing

-I can give my OC new fears and insecurities