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the best fruits are hardest to open

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Hail Mary, full of Grace

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I CANT TAKE IT ANYMOORREEE I NNEEDDD ITTT NNNOOOOWWWWWWW

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pose inspired by @/bushybritches.bsky.social <3

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mines bigger

pulls out my 500 inch mega cok and hits urs with it

#swordfightcore

i miss roleplaying guys now my ass is getting beat on baddies and I dont have a single second of peace

@ifyouwant-blood its all ur fault ihy ihy ihy ur gay (me too)

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QUIT YOUR JOOBBBB!!!!!!!!!

i miss roleplaying guys now my ass is getting beat on baddies and I dont have a single second of peace

@ifyouwant-blood its all ur fault ihy ihy ihy ur gay (me too)

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Whew ok I’m back! Here’s a warm up sketchy to get my drawing hand in the mooooOoD 😏✍🏼

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QUIT YOUR JOB!!! (clan)

slash silly ofc

i miss roleplaying guys now my ass is getting beat on baddies and I dont have a single second of peace

@ifyouwant-blood its all ur fault ihy ihy ihy ur gay (me too)

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goodness u r really stressing about getting cancelled LMAAOOO

More shitposts becausr

im bored as FUCK and lonely and stinky dumb idiot @ifyouwant-blood is offline and i hate him stupid wren with stupid gay tendencies (im gay i dont mean that)

pls pay attention to me im actually going to explode

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Thoughts on the astrophage challenge?

(I personally don't think it's real at all, there just isn't enough astrophage for a bunch of dumb teens to be getting their hands on it)

THIS IS A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

DO NOT EAT ASTROPHAGE.

DO NOT EAT ULTRABLACK PAINT. (since that's what they're mostly using; it's super freaking hard to get hold of astrophage on Stratt's Vat, nevermind rural America)

DO NOT POUR ASTROPHAGE OVER YOURSELF.

...Maybe pour ultrablack paint over yourself? I mean, there's no obvious downside besides that being a rather stupid thing to do.

(P.S.: I only have a vague knowledge of who Mr. Beast is but he needs to stop this whole astrophage challenge thing, if what news outlets are reporting is true. Which, to be fair, may not be true.)

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Oh great Mark Watney, please help me pass my Final. 🙏🙏 It's Physics, Biology, and Chemistry all packed into one... please beam down some of your insane science powers to give me strength... 🧠👩‍🔬🔬🧪🔭

Pointing my hands in the sky in the vague direction of earth and shouting chemical formulas at you

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I fell over when I went outside today and left a cartoonish Mark sized hole in the surface dust. Thought you guys would love to hear about my failure.

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"Chemistry, being the sloppy bitch it is"

I love you, Mark

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special clothing for celebration!

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thinking about this one interview with andy weir asking about his thoughts on the casting of phm and he giggles and says that he’s straight but ryan gosling is gorgeous and that he personally “has his limits”. king behavior

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HI! WAVES!

project hail mary fandom rise up there have to be SOME of us

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little animation doodle :)