orions-hound

[orions-hound]

is transformers like if they got on all fours and started chasing each other around

[orions-hound]

[orions-hound]

Reblog and put in the tags something that is usually considered “bad” or “lazy” writing, and possibly even for good reason, but you can’t help but enjoy anyways.

[orions-hound]

From 3DBearnadette on tweeter...

[orions-hound]

Hey gang for those of you waiting for my return just letting you know that running the muppet joker account has put a very real strain on my real life marriage and I have decided to step away from the blog for the foreseeable future.

I have been talking to her and everone else in my personal life "in character" as the muppet joker so that my blog would be as true to life as possible. I have been wearing Joker makeup around the house, which at first she found funny, but now she can't even look at me. I started compulsively fantasizing about the muppets and it's ruining our sex life. I accidentally called her Kermit in the bedroom and she made me sleep on the couch for a week.

Our son turned one year old this year on July 5th, on the day of Dashcon 2. My wife begged and pleaded with me to stay home and celebrate his birthday, but I was stupid and selfish and had become completely taken over by the muppet joker persona at that point. I went. I returned home to an ultimatum. Its my family, or it's the muppet joker. I chose my family.

Sorry tumblr. I have failed you. I have failed my wife. I have failed my son. I have to go now, to be with them, and to watch my child grow up.

Goodbye, Homosapiens

[orions-hound]

are you thirsty?

[orions-hound]

People used to comment on web comics.

People used to comment on fanfiction.

People used to comment on fanart.

People used to comment on OCs.

I hate "content" culture.

I hate "consuming content" and scrolling immediately to the next thing.

People used to be excited about the art that other people created.

People used to want to share that excitement with creators.

I hate this future.

[orions-hound]

changed

[orions-hound]

how it feels to write oc x canon fanfic

[orions-hound]

A collection

[orions-hound]

[orions-hound]

new ask game psychoanalyze me based off my f/o list

[orions-hound]

watching a bit of tfp for funsies and wow they were straight up torturing that ocd having old man. ratchet cannot catch a break

[orions-hound]

[orions-hound]

my beautiful little son. he enjoys prancing and playing in the snow + his marshmallow #marshmallow

[orions-hound]

very happy that general fandom has picked up on Polyamory Being An Option but then the aromantism kicks in and well. i dont think that group of best friends has to date actually

[orions-hound]

occasionally I am struck dumb by the sublime beauty of the world in the small moments, you know?

egg