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"S-So you DON'T want to be my mate forever? Ah... Okay." J looked hurt by this, though he wasn't feeling any guilt for what he was saying. This was too much fun in his mind!

The alien looked away from Berci, sighing. "Whatever. I don't care. I'll find someone else to spend the rest of my life with..." He wrapped his arms around himself, slightly digging his fingernails into his skin, but not hard enough to leave injury; only enough to make it look like he was stressed by the topic, but trying to hold back his emotions. "I-I... Mm... This is stupid."

J no-- J do not I swear to-- aaand he's... just licked Berci's cheek. I'm... why is he this way??

Oh hey, it’s J. My boi J. Good ol’, fun-to-tease J. Bercilak wondered what his friend was planning on this—

    —!!

“ J, AW GROSS ! THAT’S NOT NEARLY AS CUTE WHEN YOU’RE NOT IN CAT FORM!! Come here, you piece of shit, I need to give you motherfucking karma—!! KYECK—!! ”

And… now the demon was trying to grab J so he can lick his cheek back.

                   Why are they both like this—

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"Ehh? Why would it be cute?" Honestly, he only did it to provoke reaction in the first place, and he got what he'd wanted! The alien started to laugh victoriously, until the demon began to try and get revenge on him.

SO, he accepted it, like the little shit he was. "Ah... are we married now? This is... like marriage on my planet..." The alien was touching the cheek Berci had licked, looking starstruck. "I didn't think you'd accept m-my offer...!"

Lying about his species as usual, but how would anyone know that?

J no-- J do not I swear to-- aaand he's... just licked Berci's cheek. I'm... why is he this way??

Oh hey, it’s J. My boi J. Good ol’, fun-to-tease J. Bercilak wondered what his friend was planning on this—

    —!!

“ J, AW GROSS ! THAT’S NOT NEARLY AS CUTE WHEN YOU’RE NOT IN CAT FORM!! Come here, you piece of shit, I need to give you motherfucking karma—!! KYECK—!! ”

And… now the demon was trying to grab J so he can lick his cheek back.

                   Why are they both like this—

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(I just realized all this time I never made J a promo SHDJSBDIW oh well)

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        RP PROMO TIME!

      Do you like demons?                Little shits?                      The Seven Deadly Sins?                                   Yes?? No??

     This is an indie fandomless/multifandom blog for a shit demon OC named Bercilak Cain, or just Berci for short. Please LIKE and/or REBLOG this post if you are interested in rping with an Envy Demon who:

sometimes possesses people to get free food

has an awful, scratchy voice and weird laugh

lives part-time in a cave

enjoys pissing off people for fun

    Thanks for reading! I hope we can rp and have fun!

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Like for a Starter

(Lately, I've been doing a verse with a friend where J ends up as one of the Joker's... minions? Eheh. Lots of angst in this verse with pretty edgy material. Like this post for a starter with Spades, J's alter ego ~)

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"-- Ohhh... I do not want to dis-sis!" Joseph you pronounced it correctly a moment ago... He straightened his head up again, narrowing his eyes and pushing away the cute, confused look he'd had. Ah, now it just seems more like a pout than anything.

"You amuse me. I don't wanna stop~" Well, for the moment, he had. He crossed his arms, sticking out his tongue. "It's fun to annoy you..." With that, he poked the other in the head. Again, the purring started.

J casually flicks the sparkly Matsuno's head.

“E-eep—!”

Karamatsu flinched, jumped back, then grumbled.

“H-hey, what was that for—?”

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"Mm... I don't know. Some people do." In other words, he's a manipulative bastard and has done this to people before.

Joseph let him push his hand away, eyes bright with amusement as he continued to purr. It was a cuter expression than his earlier, almost sadistic one. "What is desist?" he asked, the cute expression shifting into a more confused one. He tilted his head a little, like an animal might. English wasn't exactly his first language. He'd become fluent simply by living on Earth, but didn't completely understand the dialect and metaphors involved.

J casually flicks the sparkly Matsuno's head.

“E-eep—!”

Karamatsu flinched, jumped back, then grumbled.

“H-hey, what was that for—?”

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(AHHH I absolutely love how this is coming out! I drew a Fem! Joseph (Josephine) and she looks feminine despite being very true to her male design.)

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Joseph offered a smile this time, tilting his head. "Why not? Did you not enjoy my kiss?... Sorry~" He really wasn't sorry. No, only amused. He moved to fest his hand on Karamatsu 's head, staring at the other with curiosity.

Humans were funny.

J casually flicks the sparkly Matsuno's head.

“E-eep—!”

Karamatsu flinched, jumped back, then grumbled.

“H-hey, what was that for—?”

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Again, the alien began to purr. All of this was just too amusing...

"Oh? If you aren't cute, what's with all the squeaking, hm?" J asked. There was something about being in charge of the situation that gave the Jamantian a bit of a rush. He leaned forward, not seeming to care how close their faces currently were, purring before he pressed a kiss on Karamatsu's nose. Joseph wasn't one who understood that, hey, consent is important, but the alien was doing all of this for his own amusement to begin with.

J casually flicks the sparkly Matsuno's head.

“E-eep—!”

Karamatsu flinched, jumped back, then grumbled.

“H-hey, what was that for—?”

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"I usually do most things without a purpose, but... something about you just annoys me? I can't put my finger on it." The male let out a quiet purr in his amusement, a grin settling onto his lips.

"But I gotta say... that was a CUTE noise you just made."

J casually flicks the sparkly Matsuno's head.

“E-eep—!”

Karamatsu flinched, jumped back, then grumbled.

“H-hey, what was that for—?”

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shoutout to people with ocs

that are either for fandom or purely original projects. you just spend so many hours constructing them from essentially dirt.

shoutout to people with ocs who have them go through a million changed names and a million changed backstories, and still don’t feel like they’re up to the developmental standards that they should be…but they’re still loved by you regardless. shout out to people with ocs who want to share them with others, but are too anxious to tell information about them out of fear of judgment or laughter. And shout out to these same people who’re obviously adoring their creations but feel scared as shit to express the love out of your friend’s potential annoyance. shout out to people who make their ocs align with themselves in surname or quirks or just giving them those softer, hidden traits that also make you, you. to the peeps who feel so disappointed with their creations because again, they don’t feel good enough or accurate enough compared to other ocs. Nothing is perfect on the first draft, but they’re getting closer to perfected imperfection. to the creators who will write paragraphs about those brain children, paragraphs and concepts that have been building up for months only to be greeted with no response or simple replies such as, ‘oh.’ or to people who actually pay attention to them, and ask the BIG QUESTIONS and you’re just internally screaming and have to put on this cool act. shout out to people who spend hours thinking about how they sound like. (listening to voice clips for HOURS just thinking about your characters) What songs can apply to their personality and lifestyle…how they apply to them specifically.  shout out to big-brained creators who have a hundred and one characters and are greeted with, ‘isn’t that enough?’ when you talk about the concept of making a new one. If shows can have a vast cast of more than a ten to twenty characters, you can have your own vast cast too.  this post is just for people who feel so uneasy being so deeply involved and enthused in their creations. as if, there should be a limit on this type of love.  fandom ocs get stepped over and judged on sight, non-fandom ocs really get stepped over. But all that work and construction is valid and shows in your explanatory essay of their favorite genre. 

1k notes. this post got 1k notes. I am so happy and thankful that it managed to spread out of my small dashboard corner and touch people. 

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H-He wasn't scared! Just being cautious! Really...!

The alien lowered his ears a little, watching as the "Jyushimatsu" brother went outside to play. His ears sprung up after a moment, attention returning to Ichimatsu. He moved to crawl out of Choromatsu's lap, tail swishing mischievously. "Good kitty" was something he'd been called before, perhaps once. If he knew what he really was, J doubted he would still be called such a thing.

After a moment or two, he hopped onto Ichimatsu's leg, then scrambled onto his head. He was such a little kitten, so it wasn't like he was going to weigh the sextuplet down or anything.

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The kitten glanced up at Choromatsu, letting out a quiet purr as he was pet. He took a liking to this one, for some reason, finding him calming. He even took the extra step to curl up in his lap, closing his eyes. Though, the swinging of the bat in the background put him a little on edge. His sensitive ears could hear the bat cut through the air each time it was swung, making him flinch occasionally.