House in 2024
House: faggot
Foreman: I.. don't think you should be saying that
Chase: arh naur I theenk he carn archally. Ave you seenim with Wilson?
Cameron: I think it's a little rude to speculate about someone's sexuality while they're in the room
House: oh no no, let Chase continue. I wanna know when he'll start describing how I take in in the ass-
*house realizes something*
House: WE HAVE TO CHECK THE PATIENTS ASS
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"can men be lesbians?" bestie in 100 countries women can't be lesbians is this really the most pressing issue rn
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Me talking to Uther:
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Britain is already one-upping the Wonka scam by making the LEGO Dashcon ballpit real
an extra hour in the brick pit
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house md 2024
house says to his fellows "hold on," takes huge hit from his vape
exits office
walks down the hall
throws open wilsons office door (wilson is with a patient)
blows cloud in wilsons face (pink lemonade)
returns to ddx
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I'm proud to announce I will not be turning 20 this year and instead will become the version 19.1
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Faith In The Future World Tour: San José. (30 May 2024)
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I love the idea of extreme devotion
Yes, I will lay at your feet waiting for your words to grace my ears. And as I look up I know I'll see my sun, my gravity point around which my world orbits. The sight of you alone makes me want to fight thousands of battles in your name. I'll bathe in blood for your skin to stay clean and unharmed. Knowing that at the end of the day you'll still be here is enough to bare it all
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No way
I asked my mirror reflection to say
Whether or not to stay
I wish I could make this face mine
But I keep tearing at it, I keep ripping it all away
Just to get a moment
A single second
To look pretty
Not like a boy could if given chance
But like a girl does every day
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No way
I asked my mirror reflection to say
Whether or not to stay
I wish I could make this face mine
But I keep tearing at it, I keep ripping it all away
Just to get a moment
A single second
To look pretty
Not like a boy could if given chance
But like a girl does every day
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It never ceases to amaze me how 14 y/o fanfiction writers are able to write more engaging stories than 70% of top YA published writers
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he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY GREGORY HOUSE!
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I'm just saying : merthur 👀
Arthur who acts strangely for day but then he catches up on the fact that Merlin didn't notice which isn't normal at all.
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