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"Dabs of margarine" is an anagram of "Bride of anagrams."

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🎶 Whatever, done.

I want to say, whatever, done.

Do you really want to work forever?

Whatever, and ever, 🎶

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Oppositional sexism is a very useful term actually. Like, so much is better explained by the idea of “there’s a societal belief that men and women should remain opposites and should have no overlapping traits” than “this is homophobia/transphobia”. Why does society hate displays of femininity in men and masculinity in women? It’s oppositional sexism. They hate that you’re proof that masculinity and femininity aren’t inherently opposites. Thank you julia serano for another banger

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True fact. I've only ever seen one Van Gogh painting in person, and this textural element — and even more so, the way every colour shifted under the shadows of the paint around it — stopped me in my tracks, even before I looked at who the artist was.

One thing about Van Gogh that people don't talk about is how brilliantly he uses texture in his artwork. The way he uses oil paint is so three dimensional, and he's so aware of it and uses it to his full advantage to add depth and texture. It's not as obvious in photographs or digital versions of his paintings, which is a damn shame because once you see them in person you realize how much it adds to them. There's one in the Van Gogh museum in Amsterdam called The Sower with a tree cutting through the foreground, and the majority of the trunk is one flat stroke of paint, ending with a knot in the trunk made bulbous by the end of a brush stroke that was never smoothed out. One of his paintings in the Met, Wheat Field With Cypresses, has the brush strokes very choppy on the top of the wheat, but smooth and almost textureless on the stalks. It's one of the things that I think really separates him from the other artists of the period.

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Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

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Sometimes it amazes me how often people didn't read the alt text.

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But the problem remains, how would you induce the loose Seuss snus juice moose excuse truce caboose to vamoose?

If Theodor Geisel sucked on Swedish tobacco, it would be Seuss snus.

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When you finally read the last post, you would be so excited to see the loose Seuss snus juice moose excuse truce caboose vamoose.

If Theodor Geisel sucked on Swedish tobacco, it would be Seuss snus.

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The last post in this thread would then become its loose Seuss snus juice moose excuse truce caboose.

If Theodor Geisel sucked on Swedish tobacco, it would be Seuss snus.

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If you accept that you're never going to make me stop, we will have reached a loose Seuss snus juice moose excuse truce.

If Theodor Geisel sucked on Swedish tobacco, it would be Seuss snus.

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If you try to make me apologize for this Tumblr thread, I will blithely whistle a loose Seuss snus juice moose excuse.

If Theodor Geisel sucked on Swedish tobacco, it would be Seuss snus.

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If Theodor Geisel's pouchless Swedish tobacco spittoon was shaped like contemporary North American megafauna, it would be a loose Seuss snus juice moose.

If Theodor Geisel sucked on Swedish tobacco, it would be Seuss snus.

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If Theodor Geisel spat his used pouchless Swedish tobacco into a spittoon, that spittoon would hold loose Seuss snus juice.

If Theodor Geisel sucked on Swedish tobacco, it would be Seuss snus.

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If Theodor Geisel's Swedish tobacco did not come in a pouch, it would be loose Seuss snus.

If Theodor Geisel sucked on Swedish tobacco, it would be Seuss snus.

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If Theodor Geisel sucked on Swedish tobacco, it would be Seuss snus.

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