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Name: Little Beepo

Skill: Fucking Miserable

Quote: Please let me have some grease from the stovetop. I’ll cry if you don’t let me have some grease. I need it.

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at the club straight up nothing it

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NO*Loza’s Lovely Sorpresa [Pedigree]

🐱 Norwegian Forest Cat

📸 Sofia Leonsen [NO*Loza’s]

🎨 Blue Tortoiseshell with White

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His greed sickens me.

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I took my little brother (autistic, mostly non verbal) out and he was using his voice keyboard to tell me something, and this little boy (maybe 4 or 5?) heard him and asked me "Is he a robot??" I tried to explain to him that no, he isn't a robot, he just communicates differently, but my darling brother was in the background max volume "I am robot I am robot I am robot I am robot"

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This video is just 4 minutes of horses in a large stable and it is one of the most viewed videos on YouTube.

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i can't stop watching this it;s making me sick. that car is like an animal to me. i need to hand-feed it and play fetch with it. clawing at my monitor

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two pieces of kind of obscure baltoy merch i own. the mega bloks baltoy and the mighty beanz baltoy. i call them bloktoy and beantoy

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Tasteful bulge? Yeah I would like a taste f- [I am interrupted by the sound of a dry twig snapping. This is impossible, as I am in the infinite linoleum bathroom dimension for this joke.]

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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My friend wont stop hitting me with the gar sticker when i least expect it

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LOL but seriously release the hounds

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You have my full permission to be weird and inappropriate at me

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