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i find it adorable that totty needs someone to come with him to the bathroom at night

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Gaya x Nakaken | Kisumai Busaiku 3.16.14

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What if you got the power to talk to animals but it turned out that animals are all aggressively Christian and keep trying to get you to come to youth group

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best fanfic tropes:

‘i guess we’ll have to share the bed’

'maybe we should pretend to date’

'oh no….look like we trapped in this closet together….’

'my room mate is kind of hot?????’

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ok so i made a mashup 

im sorry if this has already been done but everyone makes mashups with radioactive so pls dont kill me i actually made this myself thank

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soulmate au where only your soulmate can kill you

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yes but also these

the ‘camp counselors at the same sleep away camp’ au

the ‘my new fbi partner/consultant is really hot’ au

the ‘we have to sing a duet together but i hate you’ au

the ‘i should not be this attracted to the new intern’ au

the ‘you accidentally shipped this weird thing to my apartment’ au

the ‘my new best friend’s sibling is so hot’ au

the ‘forced lab partners’ au

the ‘you just joined the -sports team here- that i’m the captain of’ au

the ‘we both tried to grab the last copy of that book in the shop’ au

the ‘we went to a con/party dressed as a couple on accident’ au

the ‘my roommate’s best friend is really obnoxious but also hot’ au

the ‘we’re the only ones in this subway car and the metro broke down’ au

the ‘new bartender at my favorite bar is unfairly attractive’ au

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they may be a minor character but they are a major character in my heart

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can we just talk about how zendaya looks good ALL THE TIME IN ANY OUTFIT AND WITH ANY HAIRSTYLE. I envy her beauty so hard.

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it’s so disturbing to think back and realize the stuff you allowed people to do to you simply because you didn’t respect yourself enough to not let it happen

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*grown ass 18+ yo*: “XD”

me: how have you preserved your innocence like this, how have you managed to shield yourself from the overwhelming cruelty and sin of this world 

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SOUTHWEST HIGH SCHOOL — MINNEAPOLIS, MN Black Out and 4 1/2 hours of silence for Mike Brown

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It makes me really uncomfortable that the word Australia contains three A's and all of them are pronounced differently

why r u doing this to me

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Okay okay, Night Vale has done a lot of really great things but this is one of the best.

“…and the spokesdeer, looking relieved, started speaking in fluent russian, which flummoxed those reporters who only spoke english, despite their adamant demands that others develop a mastery of multiple languages”