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in my work of fanfiction i am going to hold the villain responsible for their actions by making them have sex with the person they tried to kill, which will effectively address all the relevant moral issues by being hot.

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You know what I like? Finding out someone has a certain kink and then

e x p l o i t i n g i t.

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torture that beautiful brunette man a little more. YEAHHHHHHH.

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no dynamic is too pure to be sullied by sex because sex isn’t dirty. btw.

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Sorry that happened to you maybe you can sexualize it and get off to it later?

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the "oh. oh." moment in fan fic but instead of a character realizing they're in love it's them discovering they have a specific kink at the worst possible moment

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Listen to the little voice in your brain telling you to act hornier. That's an angel talking and she's telling you how to get to heaven

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I have said it many, many times but in light of former associates showing their entire face masks off, I must reiterate:

I am a queer Puerto Rican that unfortunately lives in the murican hell hole.

I believe in land back everywhere- Turtle Island, Puerto Rico, Palestine, etc. FUCKING. EVERYWHERE. End colonization.

America is an imperialist colonist entity. Full stop.

Trans rights are human rights.

Abortion is health care.

We cannot and will not be friends if you support Trump. Human rights are not a toothpaste flavor or pineapple on pizza, you cannot disagree about that.

If any of what I just said offended you, please save me the bother and block me.

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no, YOU’RE looking at him respectfully. i’m objectifying him to filth we’re built different

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Is it really that wrong to want to toss a boy around? Just rough him up a little. Really manhandle him. Grab him by the throat and pin him up against the wall. Kiss him aggressively, bite his lip too. I don't think there's anything wrong with that honestly

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*barely contained lust* he is so fucking pathetic.

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pull our red string of fate harder i'm trying to jerk off

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she suck my excalibur until I camelot

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the hottest thing a man can have is a vaguely haunted look in his eyes like he had to confront an eldritch being a few years ago and the horror has mostly worn off but still sometimes sneaks up on him in quiet moments. the second hottest thing a man can have is a hoop earring.

no no. I trust that this will find its target audience