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feel sick. shouldn’t have eaten

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doing a new diet called if i eat i slam my head into a wall

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i’m eating

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should i eat

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where am i

rating my moots on who would be the easiest to run over and kill them with a car

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i shouldn’t have eaten those extra 31 calories unironically

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what the fuck!!!! i ate 200 calories the day before and 230 yesterday and my weight has gone up. i don’t fucking understand. i did thirty thousand steps. i didn’t have a particularly high sodium intake, i only had 40 grams of carbs, which is a very low level ketosis anyway. i SHOULD be burning fat.

there’s no way i’ve miscalculated. i didn’t eat enough for there to be a miscalculation. at the absolute maximum, my scale didn’t pick up an extra gram of mayo, which would add three calories. THREE!!!!

how the fuck have i gained? i went from 56.2 to 56 the day before, and went up to 56.05 today. genuinely how is this physically possible? what do i even do now? more water? laxatives? do i just keep starving? at some point the weight HAS to come off. i dont understand how this is possible

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dinner was delicious… i’ll sleep for work now

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dinner i’m so excited

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i’m so fucking excited to eat this

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would you guys forgive me if i ate 31 more calories

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doctor told me to dial 999 if i have chest pain in the next 12 hours

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i DRANK WATER even though i DIDNT WANT TO. cheer me

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i’m calling my doctor rn

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heavy sigh

edit to add 31 calories… gyoza

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sunday will be metab day + drinking yaaay

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i didn’t need to eat… but i did. ☹️ now im ugly