STAY THE FUCK OUT MY PAGE TRYIN TO SEE WHO I AM AN WHAT IM ABOUT....U ARE TRULY MESSIN WITH THE RIGHT ONE! U GON FIND WHAT U LOOKING FOR SWEETIE....WINK! U DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ME STALKER......LMAO (dylan)
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Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well
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puppy rock is in the house tonite everybody just have a woof time
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mcdonalds now introducing the bigfoot burger containing real bigfoot meat
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#metal gear and Other Things That Ruined My Life: An Autobiography by oui
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Do not blame me for who I am. The doctor prescribed me 20 mL of #davekat twice a day.
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My dealer: got some straight gas🔥😝 this strain js called "hophop" 😳 it'll have you zonked out of your gourd
Me: yeah whatever I don't feel shit
5 minutes later:
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hey can you guys keep an eye on my red explosive barrels while i go take a nap

do NOT smoke weed beside them
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Trying to make an american jiangshi by taping a mcdonalds receipt to the corpses forehead
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