[MINORS DNF PLEASE] HELLO HELLO!!! Outis (he/she/it), 21! You've found my main!! Expect selfship, screaming about things I love, and me gnawing on old senior citizens :)
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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#how I feel every time... nod nod...#what's happening to my muscles is the gods will upon my mortal frame. I am simply here to run in circles and lift heavy objects
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Mastercard and visa have reported to a couple news outlets that they are currently being swamped with calls and complaints. Keep up the pressure and try to (politely) insist that you leave a complaint via phone instead of letting the rep direct you to emails. It's way easier to be overwhelmed by a much smaller number of calls so each one counts for a bit more!
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#hm. disappointed but not surprised#4 anyone freaking out it IS a private member bill in the senate so it's not likely to pass and probably wasn't put forward with the goal to#but still! bad! not good! bad thing to see esp w/ what happened w S-210!#idk how many other Canadian followers I have but STILL contact ur MPs!#ourcommons.ca -> members of parliament -> zip code -> contact information. email or call or even a hand-written letter if u so wish :)#I like letters bc it's tangible AND annoying AND you can mail them free. you can even do all THREE forms of contact#be so annoying :) it is your right
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yiou can only reblog this post on july 17th dont reblog it on any other day or you will be boiled
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It will get cold again eventually. The summer will not last forever. I’m not doomed to live in this unbearable heat for all eternity. <- said while gripping the countertop so hard that the tile is starting to crack
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cakes for when you die and get brought back but there's something wrong with you and everyone can tell
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I don't think men saying out of pocket shit to me on the internet is because they're men. everyday billions of men wake up and don't say out of pocket shit to me on the internet. this is clearly an active choice
#the pervasive idea of 'men are just like that' both creates unsafe situations for marginalized men and mascs#AND makes women more likely to excuse abuse as 'boys being boys'#bioessentialism bad forevers and evers!!! do not fall into that trap!!! do not give shitty men an excuse to be shitty!!!#it's so sad hearing my straight friends be like 'haha yknow. men (tm)' like no!!! YOUR man!!!! kick his ass before I do!!!#sigh. yeah.#I once had a friend be like 'haha yeah I stopped wearing revealing clothes bc my boyfriend said he didn't like it' and I was like. girl.#if my partner ever said smth like that I'd back over them w/ a car WHAT???
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If you're in LGBT friendly spaces and someone introduces themselves and cautiously says they're fine with any pronouns, it is your duty to notice which pronouns the people around you tend to default to for them and ensure that you refer to them with any and every pronoun under the sun except for that one. You must.
#so real!!!!!!#I'm not picky w/ pronouns overall but it's always so fun when ppl get funky with it... yay...
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Biblically accurate kandi cuff 👁️🪽
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i turn my clamification dial to 100% & the capital of the netherlands becomes clamsterdam. i turn it to 200% & it becomes clamsterclam
#cartoon supervillain style scheme. read this in the Doofenshmirtz voice#this made me giggle far too hard aksdjaskdjs
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The problem with getting popsicles is then you have popsicles in the house and every time you feel bad (mentally, physically,) you think “well why shouldn’t I have a popsicle about it”
#LITERALLY me w/ juice boxes. I shove a bunch of them in the freezer and whenever I'm sad I'm like#woag. juicey box time. mlnmlnlmnlmnlmnmough <- ice shlorping noises
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Its juneteenth, consider donating and helping a mentally ill black artist try to get their life together and avoid homelessness please!!!
I have 3 months to reach my goal and get things sorted.
0/1500
Kofi
Cshapp: $Batbbit
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happy juneteenth everybody! consider helping out your local black artist johnny? i am currently taking commissions in the style of the last 2 photos ($6 for one character… $12 for 2, and so on), but i will be opening them back up soon in the other styles soon ^_^ i only take paypal right now, but if you’d like to just buy me something in exchange for a comm (or cause you love me) check out my amazon wishlist! kinda need the help ^_^
#smiles... go give johnny money also...#*swinging a pocketwatch back and forth* oooo you wanna give johnny money so baddddd
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happy juneteeth! my name is taibo, and i'm a black artist who would love to draw pictures... FOR YOU!!
i'm a selfshipper who loves to draw selfshipping for others, so if you're looking for someone to draw your ship but fear that it might be too unconventional for a lot of artists (or worry that an artist doesn't know how to draw non-white features. trust me i have felt this one firsthand), i am your guy! check out my prices and TOS here, and feel free to shoot me a message if you have any additional questions
if you're not able to commission me, though, no problem! i also have a tip jar-- anything helps right now, as commissions are my only source of income until my job is active again in the fall.
thank you to everyone who has supported me so far!
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HAPPY PRIDE :] Reposting some gay bugs ♥️💛💚💙💜

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