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Every single woman should have hairy ass armpits and they should always wear tank tops and show it off at every convenience

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DJ Bodyhorror has the whole club pulsating and throbbing

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hey thanks, I heard you uttered my name while I wasn't around thus making me real.

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my maleness is not rewarded by cis society because i am not cis. this should not be such a hard thing to understand.

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Congratulations you've now been haunted for almost a decade by this one specific Subway sandwich. The fans would love to know, how do you feel 🎤

If I walk into a Subway and ask them to make me a grilled cheese, do you think they’d do it?

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cuties

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Whats up ladies i im several years behind

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I love gen z because I could reply to any post ever with "May 14th, 2031" and thats all and everyone would know I have nothing but malicious intent :3

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donald trump will die on july 20th 2025 at 1pm pacific standard time

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go to your local library or perhaps cafe. to get some peason quiet

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if you say you like butches and then you get annoyed when a transmasc, transfem, or gnc butch that doesn't match your shallow idea of what a butch should be wants to talk to you then i really think you sorta put yourself into that situation there

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not in a weird mood anymore just remembered i love frying vegetable based foods

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"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

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And what if I said...honey....just put your sweet lips on my lips.....and that we should just kiss... like real people do? huh? what then?

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Well as much as I hate being manic-pixie-dream-girl'd, I do kind of get it. I feel like a walking dating sim character sometimes cause I will flirt with basically any and everyone (assuming I fw you and you're around my age) but nothing will ever come of it and 9 times out of 10 I am actually incapable of developing genuine romantic feelings for you

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"I asked chat gpt"

Sucks for you, I asked the ceasless watcher and I now legally own your most traumatic experience