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Got this super cute hat from the lovely and talented @jillsandwiches I love it so much thank youuuu

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lieselvandenbergs said: I wasn’t the anon but omfg i go to ualbany

WHAT omg we're like neighbors that's so great!!

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Where do you go to school?

I just started at the college of saint rose in albany!! :)

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horror movie opening scene

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.

white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.

white girl: you're just trying to scare me.

white boy: lmao

they continue walking for a few seconds

*white couple hears noise*

white girl: babe what that??

white boy: i'll go investigate

*leaves her alone*

*choking noises*

white girl: zack!!!

white boy: ha ha just kidding!

white girl: asshole!

white boy: im just playin babe

white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute

*playful kiss*

*things turn sexy*

*hear noise*

white boy: i'll go investigate

*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*

*maybe a thud*

white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!

*she walks and he dead*

white girl: ahhh!!

*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*

white girl: ahhh!!!

*white girl runs*

*dead end*

*hides*

*thinks she free n safe*

*guy catches her*

*cuts her*

*she dead*

opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D

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remember that first live action scooby doo movie. where the antagonist was literally scrappy doo and he was stealing peoples souls, like actually really stealing and absorbing souls, and was planning on taking scoobys soul to rule the world with an army of demons and get revenge on the gang after they abandoned him because he kept peeing in the car, and near the end he turned into this huge dog monster

a real movie

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get to know me meme: [3&4/5] favorite female characters ⟶ abbi & ilana (broad city)

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calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how

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"Haha that Tumblr post said grades don’t define me so I’m gonna abandon my fantastic school marks and drop out" said literally no one ever

"Wow it’s nice to be reminded that even though school is hard for me, that doesn’t mean I’m worthless" said hundreds of thousands of bloggers with learning disabilities and mental and physical illnesses

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A super girly and peppy blonde girl who wears bright pink dresses and skirts everyday is best friends with a quiet goth girl who of course sports all black clothing and big lace up boots. Someone jokes and yells to them “Hey look, a fairy and a vampire!” The blonde turns around and flashes a fanged grin and says “She’s human actually.”

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IM LAUGHING SO HARD IM WATCHING THE SHOW MALL COPS AND IT REALLY DRAMATICALLY GOES “BUT NOT EVERYONE IS HERE TO SHOP” AND ZOOMS IN TO AKATSUKI COSPLAYERS IM PEEING

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I grew up on a really small island and I don- I didn’t have a lot of access to fashion. But, um, as far as I could remember fashion has always been my defense mechanism, even as a child, I remember thinking, ‘She can beat me but she cannot beat my outfit.’ x

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boys, im ready.

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It’s also very obviously the case that jokes are fleeting, but good characters and emotional stories are forever. TV is about presenting an inviting world in which audiences want to invest their time, regularly, over many years. Jokes help because, you know, they make people happy. But what makes people *love* a show, and get attached to it, is great characters having great adventures. I just like that kind of show better—where the characters are generally positive and the comedy comes from goofiness and satire instead of cattiness and negativity. It’s explicitly the theme of Parks and Rec—that people need each other to be happy, that communities are important, that nobody achieves anything alone. A show with that theme needs its characters to support each other. So ours do, generally speaking.

Mike Schur in Poking a Dead Frog (via iloveyouandilikeyou)

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So today I had to drive out really far where there's a lot of space and farmland and while I was driving I saw this old dog walking in the middle of the road without a collar which really worried me so I asked this guy who was sitting outside and he said it was his neighbors and that since there's so much space they let him walk around alone which I guess I understand but at the same time eehhh????

maybe I'm being paranoid but I mean the road was narrow and twisty and with cars going really fast so I feel like there's a really good chance this poor old dog is gonna get hit look I'm all for letting dogs have space and freedom w/o leashes but not if it puts them in danger????

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Because Pitbulls need love too.

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I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

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