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Hey uh. Re the dye incident. Putting pigments in cuts is how the oldest tattoos were made.

Like, you make an incision, and you rub soot in the wound. So you might be red for a bit. Keep us posted.

lol yeah, I did that on purpose in college once! Don’t worry, these scratches are super faint and the dye was diluted lol, there’s only a couple spots where it MIGHT last like. A month or so? Like pin-dot sized. But if I DID get an accidental tattoo I will absolutely update!

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People are still finding my "nice tea towel" post so here's how it's going.

I'm still totally enamoured and stitching on it is preventing me from doomscrolling... So it's also a type of dumpcrafting.

Anyway, above is the "right" side of the tea towel (all the loose ends are on the other side! I will bury them uhhhh later)

Here's the biggest hole, which is my next project.

I've so far only used scrap threads from earlier projects but I am going to darn this one with new threads. As a treat.

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every time someone posts a humanoid robot in the objectum tag a microwave explodes. an angel loses its wings. etc. stop it. that tag is for people who want to stick their fingers in their car's exhaust pipe not for you to express your lust for Attractive Man who Happens to be Metal. STOP!!!!!!

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I constantly manipulate everyone around me by calculating what would be the nicest thing to do in any given situation, making a point of doing it when it matters the most. This is supported by subtly, casually tailoring what I talk about to the person I'm speaking to, and saying what I think they may find funny or interesting. the really sick thing is I look just like a normal person and there's no way you can tell me apart from anyone. If I weren't such a monster I would be afraid knowing people like this are out there, but I know I'm on top and have nothing to fear.

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I would one day like to afford one of your dolls. It's not in the cards right now but I truly love that you know what your art is worth

Thank you so much! As I always say, I'd like to afford them one day too! lol

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quora is one of the most terrifying social networks on earth which i think is why all the most powerful posters can be found there

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idk if this has been posted here but for people who knit/crochet, wool needles hands on yt has been doing a series where she basically randomizes patterns on ravelry. a web developer took the idea and ran with it and so now theres a spin the wheel ravelry randomizer.

it looks like it spits out knit/crochet patterns currently but seems to still be in development to be able to adjust the settings to suit you.

a fun little way to find a pattern if you're looking for one (or even if you're not 👀)

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the reason you, a white american, believe that white americans don't have culture is the same reason fish don't believe in water

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“this character can’t/shouldn’t be trans because it doesn’t have a purpose or serve their narrative” god who the fuck cares. sometimes people are just trans.

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"learn to be bored" "being bored is good for you" "be at peace with yourself" NO! 4 SCREENS AT ONCE!!!!!!

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its all 'be gay do crime' until a black person starts making allusions to drugs or sex or god forbid VIOLENCE and then it turns out nobody can handle anything more hardcore than downloading illegal torrents of hamilton

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