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So I just woke up and my first thought was “what if in the four horsemen of the apocalypse, pestilence was one of those anti-vax moms?”
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do u ever do something mildly impolite like not give a nice goodbye or not hold a door and spend the rest of the day thinking about it
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Hello @staff I would like to make a formal complaint that my tumblr ads are no longer funny and nonsensical, but annoyingly frequent and boring. I demand you bring back the frog with a knife. I want to pour vinegar on bread.
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*bartender slides my drink to me from across the bar and i fucking fling it back twice as hard*
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Please sir, that’s my emotional support horror movie
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Them rolls ain’t stopping nothing, grabbing it all
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