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watanabe: i like a man who is environmentally aware

yamada: *pointing out a window* that’s a cloud

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hanazawa: people tell me i have a unique way of lighting up a room

kaneko: that’s called arson and those are witnesses

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yamamoto: i’m gonna take you out

shimizu: cool! it’s a date!

yamamoto: i meant that as a threat...

yamamoto: i’ll pick you up at seven

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raruka: you’ll pay for that!

tsuboi: put it on my tab!

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tachibana: hey why don’t we play twenty-one questions?

nakamura: bit out of character, but ok!

tachibana: you start,

nakamura: ok whats your favorite color?

tachibana: triangle. do you like guys?

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kobayashi: how well can you perform under pressure?

shimizu: oh i don’t know, but i can take a stab at bohemian rhapsody?

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kageyama: and i couldn’t have done it without my sidekick!

hashimoto: no offense, but you’re the sidekick

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kobayashi: oh, please! you wouldn’t hurt a fly!

nakamura: you’re right. because a fly is an innocent creature that never knowingly did anything to anybody. you, however, i would maim

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asahi: you call it a near-death experience, i call it a vibe check from god

ono: i call it a “concussion”

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hashimoto: how’d you find our hideout??

akane: with the combined efforts of tracking destroyed NeTHA bases and eyewitness accounts, we-

yamada: we typed “bitch” into the GPS tracker and it lead us here

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kobayashi: what are we having for breakfast this morning?

hanazawa, handing him a plate: cinnamon rolls, here you go

kobayashi: *takes a bite*

takenaka: hm. cannibalism.

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kobayashi: did you hear about the guy that fought a squid at the aquarium today? weird, huh?

hanazawa, covered in ink: hey maybe the squid was being a dick!

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akiyama: can we get some uwu’s in the chat?

asahi: if you make my Twitch chat uwu i’m banning you

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KAGEYAMA: we don’t know the meaning of surrender!

HASHIMOTO: *cutting in cuz he’s not a bad person* but we’re willing to learn!

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yamamoto: did you eat my powdered donuts?

satō: n no.....?

yamamoto: oh really? then what’s that on your pants?

satō: that’s. Cocaine

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tsutsumi: ask your doctor if These Hands are right for you.

tsutsumi: side effects may include: getting knocked the fuck out

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ogura: this summer i’m gonna go visit my cousin in the U.S.

fujiwara: oh where are they from?

ogura: massachusetts

takei: bless you, i’ve never actually heard of massetts