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“I hated myself … But then, you… Showed up. And my outlook just, changed.”

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"I know chatgpt is bad but you just don't really have any choice" you literally do. Don't use it. Have some moral backbone.

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Being in a long term relationship with someone is weird bc I mostly am just Buddies w my partner and I'll do cartoon wolf whistles at them but sometimes they'll do something actually kind of flirty and I'll be like whoa hey wait up. What happened to my Pal. Wheres my Bro who's this weird sexy person

Like I'll be like "I made a list of Saw traps I'd undergo in exchange for feeling up a Braille description of your asscrack" and they'll be like "Hahahaha shut up" and riff back but sometimes they'll be like "Yeah? ;)" And start to strip and I'll be like WHOA WHOA WHOA. Before MARRIAGE?? Who ARE you

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in the new james bond movie they should have all bond's tech be ai and the whole movie is just him fighting for his fucking life trying to get these stupid fucking gadgets to do the one thing they're designed to do while the henchmen close in and in the end he just uses the latest stupid gadget as a bludgeon to brain the villain in the skull and then he gets back dumps it all on q's desk and quits again

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new one

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sometimes reddit is good

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DERRY GIRLS 3.06 "Halloween"

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If you're reading this...

go write three sentences on your current writing project.

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Dude it is SO FUN and EXCITING to see a reoccurring reader. If you've commented a handful of times on an author's work, I guarantee that they recognize you. You can't imagine how many times I've excitedly informed my friends "the person with the funny cat image commented!" "- anon is back!!!!" and the friends've recognized who I was talking about because I talk about my commenters so often LOL. We love you all!!!

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something something desperately wanting what you can't have

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once again asking WHAT is all this then

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I hope they get a room and solve all their pent up tension they deserve it

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This is a meteorite that has fallen from a clearly superior part of the galaxy.

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the tables have turned: my cat is ill and he's not a very good patient

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ideal living situation is what i call the 'sitcom special' : having all your closest friends live in the same apartment building or neighborhood where you each have your own space but can wander in and out of eachothers homes at will, seemingly always welcome and never at bad times. and also all of you only have jobs when its important to the plot.