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All transphobes are pedophiles until proven otherwise. https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna224562

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Sarah McBride is a gutless and wholly wretched neoliberal plague on progressivism.

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“aBoLiSh IcE iS tOo FaR lEfT” really? Looking rather fucking stupid now, aren’t you?

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Yes all Trump supporters are evil. Yes even your sweet pop-pop and nana. If a failed insurrection didn’t change their minds, they belong in the field grazing with the cattle they raise in that shithole of a state they call home. I’m sick of “oh they’re just plagued by propaganda they’re the real victims here” yeah the German citizens were plagued by propaganda too. Didn’t make them any less guilty of helping the Nazis. I’m done with “if only they understood capital was the evil, not people of colour and the queer community and anybody who isn’t a billionaire pedophile.” They don’t. And if they didn’t change in the past decade, they aren’t worth trying to convince. Republicans are subhumanly stupid, superhumanly evil, and worthy of every glare, curse, and gob of spit thrown their way.

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Stop calling republican officials stupid. They aren’t orchestrating the destruction of democracy by accident. They aren’t disappearing people by mistake. They aren’t hurting their constituents out of ineptitude. They’re pure fucking evil. They’re doing exactly what they want to do — eliminate dissent by any means necessary and extract as much wealth from the bottom 99.5% as possible.

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Whoever is putting ads in things that I’ve already paid for is going straight to hell.

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I was told ignorance would be bliss. It’s not. It’s quite stressful actually.

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Is there a Big Debbie out there somewhere? A Medium Debbie? There can’t be just a Little Debbie…

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It should be a rule that in every game, if you click a character’s nose, it makes the honk sound from fnaf.

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A dresser that warms clothes up so it’ll always feel like they just came out of the dryer.

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Ok I couldn’t manage to write a poem about it but. The idea was a steampunk garden. Like, picture a kaleidoscope of pneumatic butterflies flitting over a beautiful unfurling filigree-fitted fern. An edenic paradise where everything is mechanical, and a traveler “wakes up” (in a dream) and explores it, and when he actually wakes up, rather than being disappointed with the comparatively dull world around him, he gains a deeper appreciation for nature around him. That’s all I’ve got. Good idea in a vacuum, but I just couldn’t manage to get in on paper in a way I felt was adequate. Somebody please steal this idea.

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Having a video essay playing in the background and hearing something that makes me pause my game and say “woah” about twenty seven different ways

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Literally

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Idk who else has played them but. The Scooby Doo games for the Wii fucking SLAPPED. The costumes (specifically in first frights)? Absolutely amazing. Level design? Impeccable. Soundtrack and sfx design? Awesome. I will never get tired of replaying them.

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🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎🦎x10

100 Gecs or smtn; idk, I didn’t watch the movie

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Disney vs. DeSantis is so funny because it's like. Neither side even wanted to get into this. Here's how it's supposed to go: Politician does something stupid. Corporation disavows politician after public pressure. Politician disavows the disavowing. Nothing changes for either party.

But then the Florida governor got stars in his eyes. He saw an opportunity to bolster his standing before the presidential primary. He wanted to be the one who took on The Mouse and won. So in retaliation he decides he's going to tear down the decades-old agreement Disney uses to govern Disney World's district.

And just like that, Disney's batshit insane legal department turns towards Florida like the Eye of Sauron spotting the ring at Mount Doom. They smell lost profit. They smell blood.

Disney will use any and every strategy they've accumulated over the last century of lobbying congress and DeSantis can't back down lest he admit Mickey Mouse beat his ass. He's lost control of Disney World's district even more than he already did. Now he's getting sued.

This all started because Disney was pressured into backtracking their political contributions to Florida and disavowing the Don't Say Gay law. Now they're fighting for something they actually care about: their profit margin. Disney is not an ally to queer people and they're an enemy to progressives, but damn am I rooting for them to keep humiliating the greater evil for the time being. This is high comedy.