pacmanthepeach

[pacmanthepeach]

[pacmanthepeach]

I'm teaching Belphie how to flush the toilet. I don't know why. right now he understand that he needs to push the lever, but he's not exerting enough strength. not sure how we can take this to the next step...... he might just be too small and weak.

[pacmanthepeach]

I give it three months tops before a data breach leads to a public figure in the UK being outed for visiting niche porn sites because they uploaded their ID in order to access it and the site's data security is absolute dogshit

[pacmanthepeach]

You could try and not be owned by @dickbong69

[pacmanthepeach]

genuinely can’t stress enough if you’re in high school rn and anyone is telling you that’s the best time of your life they are lying. it gets better. hs is arguably the worst. if you can survive that you can survive anything. despite the horrors i know i’m always posting about i swear life is so much better as an adult

[pacmanthepeach]

it feels so wrong to go "oh I should rewatch that letsplay" and you search it and it says "posted 16 years ago"

[pacmanthepeach]

stim video that ends tragically

[pacmanthepeach]

amateurish first effort

[pacmanthepeach]

We need to study the powerful psychic field around tumblr posts that causes people to hallucinate entire lines and paragraphs that are not present in the actual text

[pacmanthepeach]

Gripping people by the shoulders to earnestly tell them how parts of Ireland could be similar to the North American Pacific Northwest with stunning temperate rain forests if we actually committed to re-wilding are you listening to me? The constant rain we have supports beautiful rainforest ecosystems that were destroyed but we can bring them back. It wouldn't even be that hard. The forests will regenerate themselves over time if we just stop planting non-native pine plantations, remove livestock grazing from the land, and control the deer population. We could turn one of the most ecologically degraded countries in the world into one of the most unique ecosystems found on earth. Do you hear me???? Only a handful of other places on the planet support temperate rainforest biomes and we are continuing to destroy our own. Why are you trying to get away???

[pacmanthepeach]

sorry for fucking up our conversation i had never had that one before

[pacmanthepeach]

i fell asleep to this and woke up wearing a striped nightgown and nightcap and my cat transformed into a candlestick

[pacmanthepeach]

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

[pacmanthepeach]

"In the beginning the live-action remakes were releasing 60 years after the originals. Then 30 years. Then 15 years. Netflix just announced that they're considering a Kpop Demon Hunters remake a month after that movie released. Marshal, within this decade we may be looking at a simultaneous release between an animated movie and its live-action remake."

[pacmanthepeach]

classic cinema is such a great pastime cause you'll hear somebody say yeah this movie changed cinema forever and is still the standard 70 years later and you'll go into it like surely it can't be good and come out of it like wow no it is that good actually. like this every time

[pacmanthepeach]

being at the zoo right before closing time is so scary. what if they close before i can leave and i’m locked in overnight and all the zoo animals come to life

[pacmanthepeach]

Is anybody free to play toys