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in order to survive work you must have a coworker that you can just say whatever to
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SO i found out from someone else my work crush is afraid to ask me out bc he thinks that (since i'm a poor loser virgin lol) after i sleep with him i'm gonna wanna leave him for another man?? whadahell am i supposed to do waa 😭😭
#literally i'm not like that at all!!#can i just beat him with a wrapping paper tube and demand he ask me out already??? lmao#but also why me 😭😭
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Settles down on your dashboard gingerly and with a big heaving sigh
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made a little guy to go on bike rides w/ me c':
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