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pagingdork · 1 day ago
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You have just been magically transported into a random ao3 fic!
Spin the wheel of ao3 tags three times to find out what your fic is about. Put in the tags what your fic tags are!
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pagingdork · 12 days ago
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happy pride I guess?
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pagingdork · 1 month ago
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Brian Murphy knew this would live on the internet forever and did it anyway. A true hero 🫡
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pagingdork · 2 months ago
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wishing a very special happy birthday to this line
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The Gemstone Legacy Challenge
It's been a very long time since I last did a challenge, and in the days leading up to my new computer I decided to come up with some ideas for a future legacy challenge to more or less christen this bad boy. This is a 10 generation legacy with a fairly heavy focus on different family dynamics within certain generations.
Tag: 'gemstone legacy challenge' or @ me!
Rules:
✔ There are none! Have fun and follow the generational rules as you see fit!
Generation 1: Rose Quartz
‘You were raised as an only child by a single parent. It was a happy yet lonely life but you always wanted more: you wanted a large, hectic home, a loving spouse, and kids of your own. A surprise inheritance finally gives you that opportunity, and you move from the big city to a small country home, with all the room to grow that you could want!’
Recommended colour: light pink Recommended traits: nurturing, good, family-oriented, natural cook
Move to a small house on a large lot (50x50 or 60x60 is recommended!). This will be your primary legacy home throughout this challenge.
Begin working in the culinary career
Meet the one not long after moving to town. You quickly start dating and soon find yourself expecting your first child.
Get married after you have two children
After you have your third child, you decide to become a stay-at-home parent - you can continue to add to the household funds through various hobbies if you wish!
Have a total of five kids and one must be adopted!
Generation 2: Lapis Lazuli
‘You grew up in a loud, hectic family home. Whilst you didn't hate it, you always preferred the quiet, keeping your head down to focus on schoolwork and eventually your career. As a young adult, you throw yourself into the law enforcement career, but eventually realise that is not your true passion and decide to follow your dreams as your parent did many years ago.’
Recommended colour: dark blue and/or light blue Recommended traits: workaholic, genius, supernatural sceptic, loner
Finish high school with an ‘A’
Be a part of an after-school club in high school
Optional: Graduate as valedictorian
Join the law enforcement career after graduation
Meet your future partner (can be a work colleague)
Optional: Get married
Have at least two children 
After reaching level 5 of your career or becoming an adult, you decide to change your life and quit to become a ghost hunter
Separate or divorce from your partner but remain on good terms
Generation 3: Ruby
‘You came from a rather unusual family. Your grandparents married young and remained devoted all their lives; your parents divorced as adults, dividing your family. Like your grandparents, you want to find your soulmate, but unfortunately despite having a kind and loving heart, it does not come easy to you. After several failed relationships, you question if you will ever find the one, or whether your parents' failed love has doomed you.’
Recommended colour: red Recommended traits: flirty, irresistible, hopeless romantic, friendly, schmoozer
Have at least seven friends
Work a part-time job as a teenager before becoming a nectar maker as a young adult
Travel at least once to Champs Les Sims
Have three failed relationships before finding the one
Have two children
Throw or attend a party at least once a week
Generation 4: Onyx
‘You grew up in a happy, loving family, but you were always a little different. A quiet, shy thing, you preferred your solitude and books, instead of interacting with others or participating in parties like the rest of your family. As you grow older, the differences between you and the rest of your family cause a wedge to form, and you long to find someone who understands you. A chance encounter with an occult opens up a whole new world to you.’
Recommended colour: black and/or dark grey Recommended traits: bookworm, shy, grumpy, supernatural fan
Be close with your family as a child but start to grow apart as a teenager
Become enemies with your sibling
Become a writer
Meet your future partner at a park
They must be either a vampire or a witch
After two dates, allow yourself to be turned or become a witch
Move into an old, mysterious mansion (up to you as to how this looks!)
Have children
Generation 5: Bloodstone
‘You were born as an occult. Regardless of your opinion on the matter, you were raised to be the best vampire or witch you could be, not to be ashamed of who you were, nor to hide from others. Will you follow what's in your blood or fight to change your destiny?’
Recommended colour: dark green and red Recommended traits: genius, charismatic, virtuoso
Note: This generation can be played in two ways!
Vers. 1
Do not cure yourself and do not buy a cure
If a witch, you will become an alchemist and try to become a zombie master
If a vampire, you will become a fortune teller (scam branch) and will try to turn the town
Get married (partner must be a witch or vampire like yourself)
Have one child
Vers. 2
Do not cure yourself but try to find the cure or make it yourself 
If a witch, follow the alchemy artisan LTW
If a vampire, join the music career (symphonic branch)
If playing as a witch, you can only use positive spells/charms and potions
If playing as a vampire, you cannot drink from anyone (save for your partner, if you wish) and must feed yourself by plasmafruit
Get married (partner must be a witch or vampire like yourself)
Have one child
Make or purchase the cure for your condition, but do not use it on yourself 
Generation 6: Pearl
‘Your parent may or may not have been able to cure themselves, but you will not fail. You hear of a cure being advertised at the local laboratory. It seems too good to be true but you take a chance and are rewarded for your efforts. Congratulations, you are now a human. A new life reveals itself in front of you and you can live as you see fit. You've always been a compassionate soul and decide to join the medical career to help and heal others.’
Recommended colour: white or pale grey Recommended traits: socially awkward, genius, workaholic, heavy sleeper, nurturing
Become human (use either the cure from your parent, or go to the science lab)
Join the medical career
Master the logic skill
Move back to the old legacy home
Never get married, you may date and have a partner, but you cannot marry them
Have your first and only child as an adult
Move the other parent of your child into the family (up to you whether you live as a couple or not)
Generation 7: Citrine
‘You have a rather unconventional family and an upbringing that's different from most. You love your parents but find their lives too neat and too clinical. With or without their approval, you decide to become a performer, it's less stable than their careers but it brings you joy, and perhaps you can bring others joy along the way too!'
Recommended colour: pale orange, yellow, and/or white Recommended traits: charismatic, natural born performer, friendly
Join one of the ‘performer’ careers as a YA (in this case it is counting as singer, magician, or acrobat)
Master at least one instrument
Have ten friends
Have children with at least two different sims
Get married 
Become a celebrity 
Generation 8: Moss Agate
‘As a child, you loved living the high life thanks to your famous parent. However, as you grew older, you began to resent that lifestyle, hating the paparazzi and the lack of privacy. People always speculated you might follow in their footsteps, but as a teenager you discover your green thumb, before taking a leap and deciding to live as a farmer as an adult.’
Recommended colour: pale green, dark green, and/or white Recommended traits: green thumb, animal lover, gatherer
As a child, focus on either painting or the violin skill, before dropping it in high school
Start building your gardening skill in high school
After graduating, make a sudden purchase of a farm
Work as a ‘farmer’ with most of your income coming from selling your produce
Own a large pet (dog, cat, or horse)
Optional: raise said pet from their youngest lifestage
Get married 
Have kids
Generation 9: Aquamarine
‘Born on a farm, you understood  and appreciated the value of hard work from a young age. Despite your love for your home, you have other dreams, and from a young age have a passion for swimming. As an adult, you decide to become a lifeguard, spending time by the water, and saving lives at the same time.’
Recommended colour: pale turquoise Recommended traits: loves to swim, angler, athletic, disciplined
Join the lifeguard career as a YA
Master the athletic and fishing skills
Meet a mermaid
Get married
Have two kids
Generation 10: Moonstone 
‘You were always a little different from the rest of your family. An eccentric dreamer amongst a family of grounded rationalists. You love painting and exploring the mysteries of the world. One night, a chance encounter with a mysterious sim turns you into an occult, and suddenly your life is flipped upside down.’
Recommended colour: pastel colours and white Recommended traits: eccentric, good, childish, artistic
Become a painter or a sculptor as a YA
Master painting, sculpting, and writing
Meet either a fairy or werewolf at night and become one
After becoming a fairy or werewolf, change your lifetime wish to either: leader of the pack (if a werewolf), or greener gardens/magic makeover (if a fairy)
Optional: travel and live in the future 
Optional: get married and have kids
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pagingdork · 3 months ago
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new episode of game changer is my favourite ever
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anyway. insert sam reich cockshame meme here
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pagingdork · 3 months ago
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at this point all i have the spirit to do is lie in bed and rot but life is forcing me to do other things.
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pagingdork · 4 months ago
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I feel sick in the body and sick in the soul.
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pagingdork · 4 months ago
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MY GIRL RHEKA SHANKAR OUT HERE DEFENDING WATER ICE. SHE GETS IT!!!!!! SHE UNDERSTANDS ME
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pagingdork · 4 months ago
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Brennan and the Intrepid Heroes photographed by Cole Wilson for Rolling Stone
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pagingdork · 4 months ago
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cold thighs and warm hands tonight at the twenty-sided tavern (this makes sense in context i swear). everyone was so great and i am now developing a new hyperfixation. it was everything i hoped it would be, and i am even more of an aabria stan if possible!!!
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pagingdork · 5 months ago
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this was everything I ever wanted in a karaoke song 🥹
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pagingdork · 5 months ago
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Here's THE masterpost of free and full adaptations, by which I mean that it's a post made by the master.
Anthony and Cleopatra: here's the BBC version, here's a 2017 version.
As you like it: you'll find here an outdoor stage adaptation and here the BBC version. Here's Kenneth Brannagh's 2006 one.
Coriolanus: Here's a college play, here's the 1984 telefilm, here's the 2014 one with tom hiddleston. Here's the Ralph Fiennes 2011 one.
Cymbelline: Here's the 2014 one.
Hamlet: the 1948 Laurence Olivier one is here. The 1964 russian version is here and the 1964 american version is here. The 1964 Broadway production is here, the 1969 Williamson-Parfitt-Hopkins one is there, and the 1980 version is here. Here are part 1 and 2 of the 1990 BBC adaptation, the Kenneth Branagh 1996 Hamlet is here, the 2000 Ethan Hawke one is here. 2009 Tennant's here. And have the 2018 Almeida version here. On a sidenote, here's A Midwinter's Tale, about a man trying to make Hamlet. Andrew Scott's Hamlet is here.
Henry IV: part 1 and part 2 of the BBC 1989 version. And here's part 1 of a corwall school version.
Henry V: Laurence Olivier (who would have guessed) 1944 version. The 1989 Branagh version here. The BBC version is here.
Julius Caesar: here's the 1979 BBC adaptation, here the 1970 John Gielgud one. A theater Live from the late 2010's here.
King Lear: Laurence Olivier once again plays in here. And Gregory Kozintsev, who was I think in charge of the russian hamlet, has a king lear here. The 1975 BBC version is here. The Royal Shakespeare Compagny's 2008 version is here. The 1974 version with James Earl Jones is here. The 1953 Orson Wells one is here.
Macbeth: Here's the 1948 one, there the 1955 Joe McBeth. Here's the 1961 one with Sean Connery, and the 1966 BBC version is here. The 1969 radio one with Ian McKellen and Judi Dench is here, here's the 1971 by Roman Polanski, with spanish subtitles. The 1988 BBC one with portugese subtitles, and here the 2001 one). Here's Scotland, PA, the 2001 modern retelling. Rave Macbeth for anyone interested is here. And 2017 brings you this.
Measure for Measure: BBC version here. Hugo Weaving here.
The Merchant of Venice: here's a stage version, here's the 1980 movie, here the 1973 Lawrence Olivier movie, here's the 2004 movie with Al Pacino. The 2001 movie is here.
The Merry Wives of Windsor: the Royal Shakespeare Compagny gives you this movie.
A Midsummer Night's Dream: have this sponsored by the City of Columbia, and here the BBC version. Have the 1986 Duncan-Jennings version here. 2019 Live Theater version? Have it here!
Much Ado About Nothing: Here is the kenneth branagh version and here the Tennant and Tate 2011 version. Here's the 1984 version.
Othello: A Massachussets Performance here, the 2001 movie her is the Orson Wells movie with portuguese subtitles theree, and a fifteen minutes long lego adaptation here. THen if you want more good ole reliable you've got the BBC version here and there.
Richard II: here is the BBC version. If you want a more meta approach, here's the commentary for the Tennant version. 1997 one here.
Richard III: here's the 1955 one with Laurence Olivier. The 1995 one with Ian McKellen is no longer available at the previous link but I found it HERE.
Romeo and Juliet: here's the 1988 BBC version. Here's a stage production. 1954 brings you this. The french musical with english subtitles is here!
The Taming of the Shrew: the 1980 BBC version here and the 1988 one is here, sorry for the prior confusion. The 1929 version here, some Ontario stuff here, and here is the 1967 one with Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor. This one is the Shakespeare Retold modern retelling.
The Tempest: the 1979 one is here, the 2010 is here. Here is the 1988 one. Theater Live did a show of it in the late 2010's too.
Timon of Athens: here is the 1981 movie with Jonathan Pryce,
Troilus and Cressida can be found here
Titus Andronicus: the 1999 movie with Anthony Hopkins here
Twelfth night: here for the BBC, here for the 1970 version with Alec Guinness, Joan Plowright and Ralph Richardson.
Two Gentlemen of Verona: have the 2018 one here. The BBC version is here.
The Winter's Tale: the BBC version is here
Please do contribute if you find more. This is far from exhaustive.
(also look up the original post from time to time for more plays)
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pagingdork · 5 months ago
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Only day you can reblog this
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pagingdork · 5 months ago
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I'M FUCKING CRYING LMAOOO
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