paleochad
paleochad
Paleozoic Reconstructionist
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BORN TO EVOLVE CREATIONISM IS A FUCK Natural select em all 500 million BC I am arthropod man 410,757,864,530 ADAPTIVE RADIATIONS
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paleochad · 2 years ago
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You know what, memes are dumb
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paleochad · 2 years ago
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IT’S FAT COOCHIE FRIDAY™️
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paleochad · 2 years ago
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Feather River Bulletin, Quincy, California, March 20, 1924
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paleochad · 2 years ago
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sorry for calling CPS on your family but I noticed you let your 5 year old scroll through tiktok on an ipad
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paleochad · 2 years ago
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Feel the succulent juice of the honeydew
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paleochad · 2 years ago
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God you people are so lame
Doomer goobers talking about being schizopilled but ain't ever seen a phantom, a doppelganger, death omen, or a single black aura once in their entire life.
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paleochad · 2 years ago
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paleochad · 2 years ago
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Anon hate is shitty and you shouldn’t do it of course but it’s also the funniest and least effective kind of hate
For starters the blogger can just delete and ignore it. And given tumblr’s penchant for eating asks I think it would drive some hate senders a little insane if they keep checking back in wondering if their ask got eaten.
For second the anon ask format guarantees the blogger gets the last word in every time. Even if anon sends a follow up message they will never get the last word. And tumblr for better or for worse seems to run on this currency of “whoever expressed the last opinion in a post is the one we’re supporting”
For third, this publishes the hate directly to the blogger’s own followers, i.e. the people MOST likely to take the blogger’s side. Home court advantage by design.
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paleochad · 3 years ago
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lmao
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