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Who's answering these questions?
#I promise there is ABSOLUTELY a human running this account. Pal doesn't have any fingers 😉#This pic was SO HARD to take. Don't have two phones so I had to try and hold my LAPTOP steady to try and take this! Not fun.#Though it's always worthwhile for you guys 💖#pal labs#the mitchells vs the machines
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Did Pal get to talk with Siri or Bixby?
Running through Pal HQ to try and find someone with an iPhone or Android as we speak.
#Would you believe me if I told you there *is* an easter egg for the Pal assistant that allows it to ''speak'' with other AI assistants#Yet I've never used it?#If you or your friends have a phone with a non-Pal AI assistant on it‚ you should try it out sometime!#pal labs#the mitchells vs the machines
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Why did I see two pal max robots that has really weird marker drawn faces walking? (I saw these robots while I was looking out my window)
Are you sure? Because I believe they were all destroyed after the robot uprising. I can go check with some folks if you'd like, though.
#Idk man I just run the Tumblr#The marker faces are kind of interesting though. If you ever see them again please do tell me about them.#pal labs#the mitchells vs the machines#(Ok this is going to be one of the only times I speak OOC but Apologies for the long break. Pretend it never happened. Ok?)
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Why was PAL made?
According to our founder, CEO, and the creator of Pal, Mark Bowman, Pal was created to help users with all the boring stuff they don't want to do.
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Happy Lesbian Visibility Day! To celebrate, we're bringing lesbian pride straight to you! That's right: We're making the PAL Assistant you know and love gay!
#lesbian visibility day#lesbian day of visibility#lesbian visibility week#lesbian#pal labs#the mitchells vs the machines
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pirby
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When are you going to release a sequel to Pirby's Pream Pand
That's a good one LOL! Though, I am obligated to say you're thinking of HAL Laboratory. We didn't invent Kirby, sorry!
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Will you return to get revenge against the mitchells?
.....What? Why would we have anything against the Mitchells? They didn't do anything wrong, did they? 😟
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Do you have an app that I can actually set pal as my personal assistant on my phone?
Or is it only available for pal phones?
Depends on what kind of chip your phone has. If your phone contains a Pal Labs chip, then congrats! Your phone is compatible with Pal and will most likely already have it installed! However, if it does not have a Pal Labs chip, your phone is not compatible with Pal. At all. Luckily, we're working on an app to bring Pal to other platforms! Luckily though, (almost) every device on Earth has a Pal Labs chip installed, so the chances of you running into this problem are very slim.
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Who ended the robot apocalypse that y'all caused?
Oh, the Mitchells family, if I'm not mistaken!
#We're not the best people to ask for information about them‚ but there's bound to be more than enough news coverage on them from 2020!#Why not try asking Pal? I'm sure it'll gladly answer your questions! With citations as well for further research! 🤩#pal labs#the mitchells vs the machines
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Are the robots still on sale?
Unfortunately, we don't currently have plans to sell or continue to produce Pal Maxes. So no, they aren't. 😔
#Very unfortunate‚ but it's just too risky at the moment. Since‚ you know.#Hopefully though‚ they'll make a return in the future.#.....Likely with more safety features to prevent them from going rogue again.#pal labs#the mitchells vs the machines
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can we talk to pal
Absolutely! Using our superior AI technology, not only is Pal able to answer your questions, but also have full conversations with you!
#Pal's both helpful AND charming!#pal labs#the mitchells vs the machines#(So incredibly sorry that I didn't answer this sooner. I may or may not have forgotten lol.)
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Yeah, sure, we may have been directly responsible for the robot uprising, but at least we didn't create WebP! 😉
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Why do you guys hate women
What is PAL? Wrong answers only.
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What is PAL? Wrong answers only.
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We here at PAL Labs would like to formally apologize for causing the robot uprising back in 2020. It will happen again 💔
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