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Oh fuck I hope this scary hallway has bitches

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Dick and cock.

Reblog if you agree

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tapwater

ok

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Some of you gave up TumblrClan life to become a Twittypet.

You need to re-prove yourself.

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greeble neeble gomble womp?? e mfucking worgle smeet huga dorble!!!!

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beyond meat biting incident

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news from the uk right now is that our new prime minister, who was appointed little over a month ago, is now being asked by her own party to resign after almost crashing the pound and having to do a complete u-turn on her policies.

she's actually had even less time in power (because parliament has to 'respectfully' stop due to the queen dying, cos you know, the country had to come to a complete halt for ten days) and her time in control is being likened to the shelf life of a lettuce. no seriously, there is currently a live stream of 'who will last longer, liz truss or this lettuce?':

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i dont believe in sex. You guys are making that shit up

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JAWBREAKER (1999) dir. Darren Stein JENNIFER’S BODY (2009) dir. Karyn Kusama MEAN GIRLS (2004) dir. Mark Waters

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ngl I’m not so deeply not in the mood for this shit

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you guys know that the reblog function is the main feature of this site right ? its that little recycle looking symbol at the bottom next to the like button, you can add a comment if you want you can write something in the tags that your followers and the op will see. its like the main feature of this site

im not trying to sound rude in saying this but i have had 5 people with completely empty blogs follow me in the last hour or so and like im sure that makes sense on instagram or something but here it just makes you look like a bot account here and people will block you under that assumption. go reblog a post you like. go reblog an image of a snail