pandamugger
pandamugger
Kills you with a hammer
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pandamugger · 10 minutes ago
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What town is this? Where in this post were Queer issues mentioned? Who said that any religious conservatives were better or worse than others? This is a completely unreasonable islamophobic strawman argument.
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pandamugger · 4 hours ago
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Hog-Nosed Bat aka Bumblebee Bat
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pandamugger · 4 hours ago
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pandamugger · 4 hours ago
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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.
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pandamugger · 9 hours ago
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I hope she felt safe and happy in the end
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pandamugger · 9 hours ago
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It's all "male socialization" this and "AMAB privilege" that right up to the point where a trans woman says "hey, I've seen this shit a million times before and what you're doing right now is a classic, archetypal panic from the type of guy who feels like his claim to masculinity is being threatened, this is really unhealthy and you need to work on the underlying insecurity instead of taking it out on a group of women" at which point we cannot possibly have considered men's perspectives.
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pandamugger · 9 hours ago
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killed an ant during dnd tonight
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pandamugger · 9 hours ago
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pandamugger · 9 hours ago
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Lowkey we should create a giant manmade blood device to attract ticks away from humans and its a giant blood container that pumps like a heart and emits phermones that attract ticks and mosquitos and we should call it Mother
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pandamugger · 9 hours ago
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Went to take this picture of this insane bigfoot sex sign and only after opening my camera did i notice the entire flock of little chickens chilling in the dirt. life is good again
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pandamugger · 16 hours ago
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my friend who is trying to subtly implant the idea of dewey from malcom in the middle in my mind so that eventually it causes me to divorce my wife: what dewey do?
the blood skeleton:
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pandamugger · 1 day ago
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pandamugger · 3 days ago
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i’ve got that deep painful feeling in my chest that i haven’t really felt since i started my antidepressants
it hurts
i miss her so bad it physically hurts
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pandamugger · 3 days ago
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Not to start Disk Horse but my two cents on the whole "misandry is real" thing is that most forms of inequality that men face are still the result of a society that views them as superior. Which is misogyny.
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pandamugger · 3 days ago
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his name’s harold and he’s thirty dollars
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pandamugger · 3 days ago
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pandamugger · 4 days ago
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