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P: Down?

L: .........Yes.

P: Did you have to look for it.

L: ....

P: ( laughing ) Did you have to look for it?

L: ( sighs ) Don't-

P: Could-Were you not able to find it?

L: Find what Pangi. ( laughing ) Find what.

P: ( still laughing ) Were you not able to find the way-

L: No, I didn't know the way. Okay? I didn't know the way. I just- I'll come down, I looked at the floor and I was like 'Well I can't go down here,' So I walked along the corrider a bit, and-

P: Yeah?

L: Dude I wish you were seeing what I'm seeing because-

P: You went to visit your parents as well for a little bit?

L ( overlapping ): Oh- Oh boy.

P: Was it nice? Did- Did you say hi to your grandparents for me?

L: Wait- What?- No, I didn't.

P: In the meantime.

L: In the meantime, yeah I had to- I had to make a quick pit-stop.

P: Aw dude that's so rude! That's so rude, why didn't you say hey to them?

L: ( sighs ) Because some bitch is whining down my ear- '( lukeytv creature noise ) You have to look around- down here, down here, this way!-'

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L: I'm pretty sure Bad also thinks I built this, which is also- funny.

P: Dude, you tell Bad it's- you built everything, you take all the credit from me.

L: Yeah, it's the only- it's the only thing he's proud of me for, is building this and clearing the water at the cathedral.

P: Next time i'm see- I'll- I'll see him, I'm gonna tell him by the way.

L: ( laughing )

P: I'm gonna tell him everything.

L: Noo, nooo!

P: Yes.

L: Yeah no do it.

P: Yes.

L: No I ha- I did tell him af- To be fair, I did tell him after. But, uhm- Obviously, I- I made sure to say it, like, quickly and then- change subject.

P: Mmm, yeah, change subject-

L: Um.

P: -After, yeah yeah yeah, of course, course.

L: I'm really good at that!

P: Are you.

L: Yeah!

P: ..Yeah, no, I know.

L ( overlapping ): He's terrible, he does these analog-Wh- You know? Alright. Did you interact with these?

P: No!

L: ( gasp ) Shit, I'm not wearing armor- Aww, aw- Bear with-

P: Ahhhh, ahhhhhhh.

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A: Well? How we all doing then?

L: ..Great.

P: I'm, uhhh-

L ( looks away at the wall ): I'm thriving. ( turns back to pangi looking at him ) ( nervous laughs )

A: ..That sounds like a guy that's thriving, let me tell you.

P: That sounds really good, yeah..

L: Was that not convincing? What do- ( laughs )

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P: I mean I became an adult, you know?

L: You did! I'm so proud of you. You know?

P: ...Pffft-

L: You've come a long way.

A: You guys- you guys argue, and then immediately like- It's- I- I, like- I can-

W: It's beautiful.

L: ( laughing ) We like to keep the people guessing Aimsey.

W: It gives me whiplash.

A: Keep yourselves guessing is the thing, you keep your- I feel like you c- Keep yourselves guessing you don't know where you stand.

L: ( laughing )

P: ( also laughing )

A: I feel I need to lock you guys in the Krusty Krab and see if you'd brawl it out or figure it out, I don't even, like-

L: Ooh.

A: I don't even know who'd come back out alive.

L ( overlapping ) ( moving towards Pangi ): Wait, we could try.

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L: You don't have any fans.

P: ( hits him )

L: ( giggles. ew )

P: 'Scuse you.

L: Sorry.

P: Excuse you.

L: It's-It's not often I think of quips man, I just had to lock and load ( laughs)

A: Lalalalalalala, lalala

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A: Are you trying to hit it in Lukey's face? Is that what you're-

P: Yes, that's exactly what I'm trying to do.

W: Oh my god.

L: ( laughs ) Yeah, of course.

P: There you go. ( laughing ) There you go-

L: Ayyy!

P: Keep it there, please.

A: So why are we doing that?

P: So that I don't have to look at him!

L: ..What the fuck?

A: Well that was just a bit mean. In the Krusty Krab, especially, none of that please, none of that, none of that, you know, we have customers that come in and out. You three, right now, are my customers.

( meanwhile, Lukey hovered over his end crystals and started dragging them to his hotbar, stopped and laughed and put them back )

W: Me! Me!

A: Exactly, yep.

L: Oh- yeah, Krusty- (trapdoor goes in his face )

P: (snickers )

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P: [I] like life right now, so I kinda don't wanna die just yet, man.

L: Wait- Aw, man. ... Just like..Is there' anything el- Like, tomatos I could hear as one. Do you eat tomatos often?

P: I eat tomatos, yeah.

L: Try tomatos, maybe. I mean if [?] better-

P ( overlapping ): If you want a happy life, happy wife, you know all that shit. ...What?

L: Wait, what- What's that gotta do with tomatos? ...You have a wife?! You didn't tell me?!

P: ( snickering ) I don't have a wife.

L: ( laughs ) Spoilers, spoilers.

P: Crazy how youuu- you got upset about that, why did you get upset about that?

L: Well, I was just shocked, you know?

P: Mmm. Mm.

L: Upset's up for speculation.

P: Of course, of course, my bad. How could I- How could I forget.

L: ( laughing ) [reading chat] 'you're the wife-' I-I am not the wife. Hello. That's [a] crazy message. ..Pangi's watergirl.

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P: -Heyy what's up Spongebob, you're back! You're back!

A: Ohh, god-

W: Not a person, by the way, everone-

P: Welcome back Spongebob.

L: Eugh, ..Wow.

P: Oh Lucas, let me introduce you to Spongebob, here look- this is Spongebob.

L ( overlapping ): Yeah, you're- I see you're thriving too, huh?

P: Uhm- This is my friend, Spongebob, he's awesome.

L: Uhg- Yeah? Do you argue with him?

P: N-No, actually, never-

L ( overlapping ): No I didn't think so. ( giggling )

P: ( quiet laughs ) Are you- are you jealous?

L: No, No. I'm not jealous. .... How many- arguments have you lost to a sponge, Pangi.

P: ..Zero.

L: ( laughing ) That's a good track record. That's a good-

P ( overlapping ): Zero- How do I get out of here? I'l leave..

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gonna start going back and adding colors to names on transcripts. bc colors are fun. also it makes it easier to read. for me at least

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P: -No, No- Guys, Guys..

L: Ros, I want you to know how long I spent clearing up that mess.

P: You need to shut up-

L: ( giggling )

P: You did- You spent ten minutes- You spent ten minutes helping me, finishing-

L: All I’m saying is that, like-

P: ( indignant Pangi noise ) Zip it- Zip it.

L: All I’m saying is that the water wasn’t gone until I arrived, you know?

P: You spent Ten. Minutes. helping me? And then- And then you went to everyone.

L ( overlapping ): I think that’s a very noteworthy point to make.

P: You went to everyone saying that was you.

L: ( laughing )

P ( overlapping ): STOPPPP STOPPP I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF IF YOU DON’T STOPP I’M GONNA KILL MYSELF IF YOU DON’T STOPPP

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( talking about how tr!bad should take a life from tr!lukey )

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B: ( … ) Do you think Lukey would appreciate it though?

P: I’m- Hey, between me and you? Uhm… ( laughing ) Don’t tell this to Pangi, but I- I have a feeling that Lukey really really really likes to be- hunted down.

B: ( nodding ) Uh huh?

P: Or being some sort of like.. yeah. I don’t- I don’t know, I think- He- He pretends to be this nice little fella, but I think he’s sometimes twisted in the head a little bit. Sometimes I can see a little bit of enjoyment in it, so.

B: No yeah I’ve noticed, he’s definitely ( ?? )

P ( overlapping ): P-Pretty sure he will- He’ll have fun with it, either way.

B: Okay!

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L: DUDE! What the hell-!

P ( overlapping ): Waiittt, I found the exit! Waiittt-

L: No- I WAS HERE! You lost there. Not a chance-

P: I don't think I lost, I don't think I lost, huh-

L: You cheated-

P: I did not cheat!

L: You- you- Wh- I watched you, running along the walls!

P: ...I don't know what you're talking about, I think I did this fair and square!

L: What the hell, you're a cheater- Oh, so that's- That's how this is going, huh?

P: How-How dare you call me a cheater, what?

L: So you're-So you're a- So you're a cheater.

P: What were you doing at a pub at 4 PM?

L: Oka-Okay-Wh-?! ( laughs )

P: Who goes to a pub at 4 PM?! Who goes to a pub at 4 PM?!

L: It was- Hello, it was a restaurant, I was-

P: You were at [hers?] place weren't you?

L: -Who's place?

P: Oh you know.

L: Who's place? Say it Pangi, say it. Say it!

P: ...

L: Yeah, that's what I thought.

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L: Okay- Do you have a strat?

P: I'll, uh- I'll just follow you man. I trust you.

L: You hug the left- Wait, what if we made- Okay, waitwaitwait- Stop, stop. Instead of- What if we. What if we made it a competition.

P: What do you mean?

L: Like- We- We race.

P: First to the other side?

L: First to the other side.

P: ..Dude if you want your ass to get destroyed, yeah.

L: ( laughs ) Alright, you're on.

P: Sure.

S: I thought that was the point of the date- ( laughs )

P: SCOTT! Scott-

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S: -There's nothing that is affected other than us not getting to witness your beautiful skins.

L: Mm!

P: Well- I- You can see my skin, I don't see the problem.

L ( overlapping ): It'd be shame- it'd be a shame to miss out. On-On the sight.

S ( overlapping ): Yeah it's fine now, that's what I'm saying. I'm-I'm saying you can keep it.

P: Aw, thank you Scott.

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P: I'm not- How am I upsetting the people when I'm looking like this?

L: Damn! Oooh! ( laughs )

S: Oookayyy!

P: How am I upsetting the people?

L: Wait you're blushing too! Wait- ( laughs ) Aw the little- wait, the little tail? ( that's his back lukey but sure )

P: Wait they put blush under my- Oh my god. Actually, no it's done. It's done. Chat- you guys actually put blush under my eyes? You guys are fucking freaks. You guys are freaks!

L: Awww.

P: You guys are freaks!

L: No that's so cute.

S: Lukey, armor off. And in barrels.

L: In barrels?

P: I'm not putting it in barrels.

S: Yes.

P: Sorry, can't do that.

L: Okay, but like-

S: ( sighing ) Fine, just take it off.

L: Loo- Pangi, Pangi it's in hotbar, it's in hotbar, okay? How's that.

P: M'kay... Okay, alright, where we going?

L: ( hits him ) ( laughs )

S: Who do you think right now that's online is going to kill you, let's be real?

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L: You won't get mad if I take my armor off right? ( to Scott ) He gets normally- he gets angry if I take my armor off right.

S: Pangi It's me. I'm not gonna kill anyone- I don't have the patience or time for that.

P: ...

L: I mean I'll- I'll try not to scare you I suppose.

S: It's a trust exercise.

L: You trust me right? ..I dunno about bob..

P: Lukey...

L: Uh huh?

P: Put the helmet back on.

L: What?! ( puts it back on )

S: Pangi..

L: Aw jeez.

S: Armor off.

P: You just- ( incoherent ) It- It wasn't necessary!

L ( overlapping ): ( laughing ) Armor off!

S: Armor. Off. Put it away.

L: Yeah armor isn't necessary.

S: Yes, your armor and weapons are not necessary here, you don't need to-

L: Okay, okay, what about- what about like- Okay, what about like- hotbar. Okay actually, no- The- I mean, the- this- I didn't know this was a thing.

P: ( deep sigh )

L: ( giggling ) This guy. ( ... )

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L: Yeah, I still need to cure Sneeg, I'll be like- Sn- I'll be like, 'Remember that- remember our mortal enemy that like, hasn't logged on in ages. ...We should still probably help him. It's kind of like charity, yknow?' ... ( reading chat ) 'If you stand up Pangi-' Oh, oh god Bad will kill me- Okay, I- Hang on, where- How am I sta- Oh, yeah, I'll take that, sure. I-I'm not- standing up Pangi at all. If anything, he delayed on me. He said, 'Sorry Lukey, I have- Lifesteal arrangements' It's like- Damn. So first- Yeah. You steal peoples lives, and now- and now my heart dude? What's wrong with you? Why would you postpone like that? And he was like, 'Sorry. There are just important things to do.' And I was like, 'I'll just die. No honestly it's okay. Like it's fine. I don't care. I don't even care anyway. No I'm- I'm busy. No like it's fine.' Uhm- yeah. Conversation ended there.