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The Holdovers (Alexander Payne, 2023).

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I'm sorry you created WHAT?!

[x]

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When your family tree is more of a wreath but you still repeatedly baffle christendom by continuing to live

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That Habsburg money almost makes up for what it does to your genetics

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I am the Christian PK boy who said this to this person (my wife) those many years ago.

Asses to asses, butt to butt

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It's Shinzo Abe Lincoln!

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My new favorite thing is adding sunglasses and a smile to famous historical portraits, especially the Habsburgs. They just end up looking so smug

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“I don’t even own any feet”

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hey reblog this until I get on Ellen

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Ruby Bridges was the first black child to desegregate the all-white William Frantz Elementary School in Louisiana during the New Orleans school desegregation crisis in 1960.

This movie made me cry, I was so heart broken by how Ruby Bridges was treated! She was only 6, but was so strong. She is a very brave girl and she did not care what the white folks called her.

People are simply disgusting to minimize people by skin color!

Ruby you might not think you’re a hero… But to other people you are! You are A HERO and you are A PERSON WHO MADE AMERICA CHANGE!

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me: *sees northerners complain about studio apartments costing over 1k a month*

me (in louisiana): *laughs as write my rent check for 400 bucks*

me: *grabs my sword to defend myself against the man sized mosquitos burning crosses in my front yard*

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But now I’m wondering how all these facial recognition algorithms we’re coming up with now are going to take to the Bright New Transhumanist Future

Like, okay, we know Google can recognise dogs. But what about stranger things? Is anyone training these things on lizards?

Imagine basilisks specifically designed to crash these algorithms: abstract-blocks-of-black-and-white-for-heads that, like the QR codes of old, carry a hidden message in their patterning, only it’s a payload, a virus that shreds the system of anyone who tries to capture it on camera, the natural evolution of anti-face-detection camouflage. Imagine things that don’t even have faces, that don’t have an equivalent and easily-cataloguable part; people who deliberately wear mass-produced, identical android bodies, the Guy Fawkes masks of the future.

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