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“Reydar Day’ 18” or “Three tones of Matt the radar tomato“

Late for the Reydar Day, but better late than never 

💙🔧❤

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Relaja la raja, carajo. 

Soy mexicana y, al igual que muchos aquí y en otros lados, aprobamos la película. Si, fue una cagada lo de la marca, pero al final no ganó Disney, so, let it go. ¿Y de qué pinches estereotipos hablas? ¿O es que porque vives en una chingada ciudad que jamás has ido a un pueblo mágico a ver qué pedo? No mames.

I’m mexican and this is my favorite movie so far. Go watch it. It’s the best.

Why? What is wrong with Coco?

The short answer? TO ME, EVERYTHING.

So, Okay. You guys know I’m Mexican. Not Mexican-American. No, I don’t live in the states, either. I’m a Mexican who lives in México, always have, and probably always will.

So, you can trust me when I say this: Coco is a Godforsaken insult.

I can seriously go on and on and on. But I will only say this. 

They claim they studied México to make the movie. I say my ass. It’s full of stereotypes. It’s so fucking disrespectful. It’s disgusting. My blood boils in my veins everytime someone so much as say the name of that hideous movie.

I’m also mad because Disney has no shame stealing. They not only wanted to trademark my precious tradition, take it away from me. They wanted to make the name of my tradition a brand for selling toys. Mexicans wouldn’t even be able to use the name of a tradition we’ve been celebrating since centuries before the pre-Columbian era. It’s so ancient that we have no knowledge when we started. 

And you seriously want me to be happy that your little rat of a company wanted it as a fucking brand?! Seriously, I cannot begin to express my rage!

They couldn’t because “Día de Muertos” is “Patrimonio Cultural Inmaterial de la Humanidad de México”, which roughly translates to “Intangible cultural heritage of México”. So, no. You can’t have it. Asshole. 

Also, there is another studio, Metacube, a Mexican Studio who’s been doing a film about Día de Muertos since 2007, and it will be released next year so there. You can’t name your shitty movie “Día de Muertos” either. Fuck off.

Also, and nobody can tell me otherwise, you can see that visually as well as the plotline, has a lot of elements that are straight copy-pasted from “Book of Life”, which you may also know as a movie that was written and directed and produced by Mexicans. Jorge Gutierrez and Guillermo del Toro.

And Coco? Bitch, puh-lease. There were like three animators who were Mexicans and of course they weren’t telling the story. Of course, all the idiots calling the shots in this parody of a representation (representation my ass) were fat old white dudes. Of fucking course. 

Seriously I’ve been told just how cringe-worthy this shit is. The spanglish. Oh my God. The spanglish. 

You don’t see other nationalities speaking broken English in other films. You don’t put other people with other nationalities speak two words English, one word their language and then repeat. Let me get this straight: IT’S FUCKING DISGUSTING. I’ve been speaking full English this whole post, have I not? I haven’t called you “m’ijo”  not once, now, HAVE I??

You can’t put a white idiot and expect for him to not “represent” just a plain stereotype of another country in his movie. 

Oh, you came six months to México to learn about me?

Ha, congrats. It shows. 

I spoke about this and some other things in a post I made a whole seven months ago. If you want to look it up.

So. If you are planning to go watch Coco because you want to learn Mexican culture, or because you have respect for it… Don’t. 

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Dibujo a Mabel con obsesión porque no sé qué estoy haciendo con mi vida.

Mabel Glam, Mabel de Drifting Stars y Mabel Adulta.

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Manchas de Café y Cigarros 2

Summary: Ford atiende a la Universidad Técnica de la Costa Oeste, Stan se muda también. AU moderno de los Stans.

Advertencias de este capítulo: M/M Stancest, Hipster AU, lenguaje explícito, Menciones de incesto, fantasías de índole sexual.

Esta historia no me pertenece, es una traducción al español (autorizada) de la historia Coffee Stains and Cigarettes de Cellard00rs en Tumblr, aka Redcarrigan en Ao3. La historia original pueden leerla aquí.

Los personajes de Gravity Falls pertenecen a Alex Hirsch.

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I love them, they're my favorite characters and I carn't. I did this because my friend Reg and I were talking about how cute they look bonding and we were like, he would show her cute fairy tale stuff on Gravity falls, like fairies(not unicorns 'cause they're dead to Mabel(?)). Did this for Reg 'cause she understand my feels :'3

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Manchas de Café y cigarros

Summary: Ford va a la Universidad Técnica de la Costa Oeste, Stan se muda con él. AU moderno de los Stans.

Advertencias: M/M Stancest, Hispter AU, lenguaje explícito, peleas, sangre, crack pairings, edades modificadas de ciertos personajes, entre otros.

Esta historia no me pertenece, es una traducción al español autorizada de la historia Coffe Stains and Cigarettes de @cellard00rs, aka Redcarrigan en Ao3. La historia original pueden leerla aquí.

Los personajes de Gravity Falls pertenecen a Alex Hirsch.

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SNIF ;3; qué bonito, I mean, me recuerdó el otro día que una amiga bella me dijo "te quise dibujar porque me pongo a pensar 'Sara dibuja a todos, pero ¿quién dibuja a Sara?' " abdksn en dos días me dibujaron dos personas bellas 😭

Thank you, gurl

@brutalstancest Hey Sara the porn! Okno 

A present for you 7w7r~♡

Sinceramente no lo pinte por el miedo de que lo podria arruinar Talvez lo pinte no se x’D

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"Don't worry, guys. I'm gonna keep you safe" "Where's... where's Grunkle Stan?" "He might be in the Shack. I'm sure he's fine and we're gonna be fine too"  I'm sorry Mabel. I'm so sorry, everyone.

I've been watching TWD a lot recently with my best friend.

My main fandom is Gravity Falls and "Scaryoke" is my second favorite episode (TOTS is my heart), so, I thought, "What if Dipper never find out about the invisible ink and the whole world become a Zombie apocalypse?"

I was also planning to write a oneshot (or a long fic, Idk) about this, but while thinking the plot, I started drawing stuff like this. I don't think I'm gonna write something, but, the whole idea is in the picture.

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"Err.. Glenn, our lives may not be worth this"

I've been watching TWD again with my best friend (which I also run a Gravity Falls blog with) and I just couldn't resist to do this.

Ya know, they don't need something like Alexandria or Eugene's lie to be true. All they need to do is create a perfect three part harmony to blow all the walkers heads.

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SOME NOTES

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This book is SFW- Safe For Work, full of snuggles, hilarity, angst, colorful illustrations, comics, literature, and paintings to keep your shipper heart afloat for hours.

So go on and sign up for that sweet, sweet information! We hope your as hype as we are!

-Stancest Anthology Team

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Doodoos of my gay boys

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y'know those magic portal mirrors that work long distances when you place something through one and it pops out the other? let’s say stan has one. ford has the other. shit happens.

shit like stan sticking his dick through it as if it’s a glory hole and ford is either a) screaming on the other side at first or b) glaring at it bc gdi stanley that’s pretty creative. then he gives the succ. 

or fluffy shit like tickling, hand-holding, keeping in touch when they separate to do their own business (how often does that happen tho)  

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WE ARE TRULY SORRY FOR THE ABSENCE

But, you’ve gotta understand, we are very busy people (We are a chick who work and is on her last college year and a full time med student who can barely sleep ‘cause humans(?))

This is a sketch from a thing I’m doing 'cause I slept at 4 pm reading the new oneshots from the CSAC that I didn’t know existed. Thank you @cellard00rs for inspiring me to draw and for writing that wonderful story.

You can read it here.

I feel bad 'cause I’ve been reading the new chapters a week later after the updating and I don’t draw shit even though I’m dying to make something about it, I don’t even let comments ‘cause I’m always dead inside and and full of feels, I don’t know what to say instead of the same shit I always say, ya know, the “thank you for writing this” (I think it might be getting annoying and I said it here again haha). 

I still work but I have summer vacation from college and I’m currently doing commisions for people from my country (I’m poor af right now), I’ve been doodling stuff when I get tired from drawing shit for people I really don’t care about. At least I ( @pantofobia ) am willing to draw things from CSAC 'cause I love it so fucking much -cries in spanish-

Btw, this is just a shitty sketch, I expect it to be good in some way when I do the lineart and put some colors.

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Soo here’s a thing I made Inspired by @cellard00rs fic I just really love Preston and I wanted to pick out flowers that sorta represented him sO there’s Alstroemerias- wealth, prosperity, fortune, flower of friendship Amaryllis-worth beyond beauty Daffodil-rebirth, new beginnings, joy and happiness Gladiolus-strength of character, faithfulness, honor Peony-bashfulness, compassion, indignation, shame AND Protea King- change or transformation

And then this happened

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precious babies c:

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my fav bit from @cellard00rs’ fic failure is not an option ;v;;

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