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You guys do know you're supposed to reblog things, right
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Sorry for infodumping about my special interest out of nowhere, you said a keyword and it activated my unskippable dialogue
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Incredibly fucked up that flowering plants werenโt really a thing until the Cretaceous.
Think about it. We had all of these huge, big-brained vertebrates well before we had grass
Stegosaurus never ate fruit because fruit didnโt exist yet
I know in my heart he would have fucking loved berries
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Every day I wake up and am subjected to Events
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Being in a long-term fandom really makes me wish we had like, Fandom Supreme Courts, just so that every time the same stupid discourse rears its ugly head for the umpteenth time in ten years, we can just be like, โActually this argument was settled in the 2006 Fandom Supreme Court ruling in the case of AngelPotter vs. Xx_goth1c-r0se_xX, so everbody can shut up about it now.โ Imagine the wank reduction.
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not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]
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The thing about a really good ship is I need it to be equal parts sweet and fucked up. It's like a lemonade. you want it half sour and half sweet because the two flavors are complementary. The love needs to be there so it can wreck their lives or they need to be wrecks so they can fall in love
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Gentle reminder that often creativity decides to hibernate for a bit.
Itโs okay. ย Youโre not broken, youโre resting, and much like spring, creativity comes back.
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โiโm such a fake idgafer everything bothers me tbh
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