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happy 10th birthday to my favorite post of all time

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Took a risk and it paid off

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10 or 11 little ducks have been spotted crossing the dash board

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i hate to admit this but i think if i were in a bad mood and spongebob were around i wouldnt be able to navigate that situation with the patience or grace it demands. and i worry he would blame himself

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I think part of why I can’t get into any Tolkien stuff outside of Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit is because I immediately lose interest once the gay little hobbits stop being center-stage. “The main hero is CeleFinElfidor the Bold, an immortal warrior who slew three thousand balrogs with a song” makes me go to sleep. but “his name was Blorbo Boffin and his neighbors said he was a queer creature who liked to eat strawberries” is Intriguing. Instantly you’re invested. You immediately see the vision

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everything is funny & i love being alive

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Gets you with my Nice!

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Lady of shallot. Lady of onion. Lady of garlic. Lady of chives.

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The Hunger

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*grabs you with my pharyngeal jaws* NOW I'VE GRABBED YOU. WITH MY PHARYNGEAL JAWS