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Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight moon.
Mc/Y/N/Yuu Goodnight tree.
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
Ace: We can see the ghosts too ya know?
Mc/Y/N/Yuu, turning around very slowly to face Ace:
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: Let me feel fucking special for once okay? 🙂
Ace: ...okay, so-rry 🫤
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: As I was saying *Turning around towards the big window*
Mc/Y/N/Yuu: and goodnight to the tall man with horns who watches me sleep every night
Ace, whipping his head around so fast he could break his neck: IM SORRY, THE WHAT?!
Malleus, outside the window: Goodnight my child of man ☺️ *waving*
Dividers from @/cafekitsune
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Deuce: Can I try Rizzing you Up?
Mc/Yuu/You: Sure, lol.
Deuce: *Straightens his back, clears his throat, and looks you in the eyes*
Deuce: *Falls dramatically to the floor* PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!
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Malleus: If you were in a room full of men, would you still pick me?
Mc/Yuu/You: If I was in a room full of men I’d jump of a cliff.
*Mc/Yuu/You being in Night Raven College a college only for boys*
Leona: Well, I have bad news.
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Kalim: *Pouring his heart out because he loves you so much*
MC/Yuu/You: *Also pouring their heart out because they love Kalim*
Jamil: *Eye twitching* I'm about to overblot, again.
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The husband and his ugly ass shrimp (you).
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Soooo, i decide to do this! I don't did Naoakira because he is like a dad and i can write him like this----- And english is not my first langueage! So any mistakes i'm sorry. This is the second time that i'm gonna post this lmao.
TCW RELATIONSHIP HEADCANON

OUR DEAR "SO-DONE-IT-RYU-BULLSHIT" KANBAYASHI. Before the relationship, you are most likely be a customer of the bar, because you want a drink or you are just where because your friends idk. He thought that you are a interesting person and when he started to talk to you he see that he is not wrong
He ask you out, even if it's you who ask, it's him. Naoakira is the first person to know, and he's happy that his friend have found someone good as you!
When you become his lover you have the right to have a free drink, and have one with him, YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
He try to keep the relationship lowkey because of, for nobody surprise, Ryu. He discovery with when we see you and Yohei kissing each other in the couch and ooooooh boy, he don't have anymore the tiny peace he was. Now everytime he is alone, Ryu question where the master lover is. And everytime Yohei use all of his selfcontrol to not kill the boy.
I have a feeling that in public he likes to keep his arm in your shoulder and in private in your waist. Yes, he is more affecionate in private, he have to keep his composure of intimidanting guy i belive he is a a litttle shy-about this but-i'm not the ene-whe said that. If he fell jealous, he pretend to be disinterested and sneak is arms in your whist. And glare to the person, of course.
You guys have midnight or drunk conversations, i don't make the rules.
Fights are not incomuns things, because we all know the temperament of Yohei. Naoakira talk to both and help you guys to make up, bless him to have patiernt to handle this things.
Every day you have the frustations out of Yohei time. He talk about everything that pissed him the whole day, belive me, it's a lot of things. Specifically when BAE have visited. Just cuddle for him calm down.
When cuddle he most likely being the big spoon, sometimes he like being the little spoon but again i'm not the one who said that.

OH BOY BABY BOY. Imagine him thinking that you are cute from distance and developing a crush in you, but to shy to ask you out wlekeslwlwlwlwlw (don't touch me i am sensitive). You have to talk to him first, in the whole time he is screaming inside. And yes, you have to ask him to be your boyfriend.
When he come home and shyly say that he now have a lover, OH BOY THE TCW GANG PRATICALY EXPLODE THEIR BABY HAVE GROW SO MUCH.
You treat him like the angel he is because if not i would personaly kill you because my son deserve the best tratament. Just give him love and watch him become a blush mess.
Congratulations, you became the defintion of safety for Shiki. Everytime he fell unsafe he come to you and is happy to have just your presence, he's a fucking angel what can i say?
Please comfort him when he have nightmares and don't put octupous in his face when he has a fever. Just... hug him and confort him with words, pet his head and play with his hair, the cute smile he gonna give is so cute to miss that i- omgkskekies kskssiaisix (fuck it i'm dying for fluffy again). Don't forget to give the right medicine for him too!
You help so much his self esteem that he is forever grateful to you.
The date that you have would be take care with him of the cactus of the bar. You mention that he as done a good job and he look so proud and shy at same time.
And if he's jealous please just reasure that you love him and give him affection, this boy have insecurities after all
He can stand for himself if he realy need, i belive in that. With your support, he began to stand for himself more often and oMG YOU'RE S0 PROUD OF HIM. But of course have times that you have to defend him and his hEART JUST FELL SO WARM.
OMG YES SHIKI PART IS JUST A BIG FLUFFY HOW YOU DISCOVER THAT?

Oh yes yes, my beloved lunatic. I don't really know who you guys have meet each other because omg it's Ryu, the guy who put octopus to treat fever, don't have a specific cenario and i think that neither you know how you end became Ryu's lover.
He ask you to date him in his way, that means you probabaly take it as a joke or don't are paying attention, he never shut up anyway. Ryu i love you but it's true. And now you are his s/o, you are screaming in your mind how the fuck i did get where, but hey, you are not complaning about this.
When he tell's that he now have a lover, the TCW gang start pray for you because omg Ryu i love you with me whole heart but sjsdkdkjix-
Well, good luck because you gonna become Ryu victim because every. fucking. drink he want's you to test. We gonna remember your bravery.
Don't let him know that you are sick, if you think that a octopus is his limit, oh boy you are WRONG. You and Shiki are traumatized together now.
He's like PDA very much and he is shameless about it. If he wants a hug when you are in a basketball match, then he gonna hug you because he is not gonna control himself, AND THE WAY HE FOUND ABOUT THAT MATCH IS A MISTERY-
Sometimes you don't understand nothing that he is talking about, but you just sit and listen because you love him and that's it.
Like Yohei, you have midnight conversations with him. But diferent of Yohei, that are profund talks, he just talk whatever that come in his mind and do the famous stupid 3:00 am questions.
Ryu its trully happy that he have such special connection with someone, since he doesn't have trap reactions, he thought he would never have a strong bound with anyone, but you have came and prove that he was wrong. You are like his angel and he love you with his whole heart (I'M SENSITIVE AGAIN FUCK).
#paradox live imagines#paradox live headcanons#paradox live#paralive#yohei kanbayashi#ryu natsume#shiki ando
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