paranoidbluthief

[paranoidbluthief]

hellgrammite!!! (eastern dobsonfly nymph)

I love these so much, their patterns are so beautiful. They can bite pretty hard, but i’ve never had one bite me at all. otherwise they’re harmless!

you can see its abdominal gills as well, which are really fucking cool !!

[paranoidbluthief]

Hello! You seem cool, have star ⭐

"Ah, thanks."

[Puts the star in his bag.]

[paranoidbluthief]

1987. November 3rd. 1h03 PM

"?"

[paranoidbluthief]

>:)

-Animal Lover Magic Anon

"Stop looking at me like that-..."

[paranoidbluthief]

Y O U

"hhuh what-?"

[paranoidbluthief]

[There's a box. Outside your room's window. It's seem like someone from another team put it there for ya. If inspected further, there's a little note just saying ' -P ']

[* mod decides what is in the box :) ]

[He looks at the box, and he sniffs it like a fucking animal. He yoinks the box from the window and puts it on the floor.]

"Huh, from... P? It's probably from RED poisy.."

[Cute, both Thieves has the same nickname for each Poisoner.]

[He opens up the box, and inside was.... a pie. A blueberry pie. It doesn't look or smells weird, so he's sure that there's no Poison in it.]

"Did he make a blueberry pie because.. I'm from the BLU team? Probably, yeah, probably. What a nice fello."

[He continues talking to himself as he cuts up a slice of the pie with the full intent to eat it.]

--Videogame Jingle--

Congrats! BLU Thief now trusts RED Poisoner more!

@banenerry-pie

[paranoidbluthief]

Hello you! How's you?

"I'm doing just fine, stranger! How are you?"

[paranoidbluthief]

OH SHIT I THOUGHT U SENT THIS TO MY MAIN BLOG,,,,, oh SHIT

Tried my hand at sketching the fellow :]

HUH

DROOLS ALL OVER YOUR yummy ART

HUHHH

[paranoidbluthief]

Tried my hand at sketching the fellow :]

....

i..

I need this.

[He steals the little sketch and runs away with a small smile plastered on his face.]

[paranoidbluthief]

How do you feel about your team (and in extension if you want to answer; the Red team)?

Hmm.. The medic in my team is.. Okay, i guess.

And, Soldier.. He's a bit too.. loud.

Scout's too cocky for my liking.

Poisoner's okay, i suppose. She's nice to me.

And well... As for the others, i have no actual opinion on them.

As for the RED team.. i just think they're wacky. And scary. Both at the same time!

[paranoidbluthief]

blu thief no way!!

Anyvays, NOW ITS TIME TO RAMBLE

(All stats and weapons are same to RED thief)

Nationality : Indonesian

Age : 35

likes : pencils, warmth, calming goofy ahh bubble baths, gloves!!, wearing masks

Dislikes : surprises. Danger, danger, danger. The RED team.

Gender : DEMIBOYE!! HE/THEY (trans)

Height : 5'3" Feet tall

Sexuality : asexual, panromantic (male pref)

Only steals when ABSOLUTRLY needed

is an absolute pro at stealing

is a winner virgin (NO HE WILL NOT FUCK)

Has buck teeth ahahhwsh

ehegehgee!!!

[paranoidbluthief]

I DIDNTKNOW IT MEANT BOYFRIENDAS WELL THISISHILARIOUS -A

RELALAKAKAKALLA REAL FR FR

[paranoidbluthief]

Hmm, i'm still wondering what compagno means..

[He opens out a comically large book out of his bag, and starts to flip through the pages until he sees the word...]

[..compagno.]

Pretend this is from a book page

THREE MEANINGS-???

[paranoidbluthief]

!! SURPRISE HUG!!

AHH-!

[He pulls out a keris and points at the anon's chest.]

Never do that shit, ever, again-!

[paranoidbluthief]

What is your favorite thing to snatch... If ya have one, I mean.

... pencils..

[paranoidbluthief]

Ciao Compagno! Glad you joined the Caos! -P

Ah, salutations, Poisoner!

I did not expect to see you here..

...

A-and what's the meaning of Compagno..?

[paranoidbluthief]

I- uh.. hello!

Well, i just saw everyone making 'askblogs', whatever that is... so i decided to join.

it's a pleasure to meet you all, i suppose..

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Hey, this is mod speaking! The name's Damon, but you guys can call me Schnozz! My main blog is @schnozzlebozzle, i post stuff there!

So i decided to make an askblog for my TF2 oc, Thief!! BUT THIS TIME HE'S BLU!!! And if i do something wrong or outta wack in the future, please kindly tell my wrongdoing to me. Anyways, mod is a teeny tiny minor so do not flirt. (Flirting in a joking way is okay)

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Anyways, now it's tag time!

#Thief talks for your asks!

#Thieving time for posts that doesnt include an ask!

#schnozz is speaking for the mod!