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I’m just a hole

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And the Academy Award goes to Ace for pretending not to want to send Jeremiah home.

At least Jeremiah can catch up with One Piece or whatever the fuck nerd shit he’s into (I say this as a nerd).

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I watched The Story of a Summer Lover on OVID and if its neurotic middle aged Romanian protagonist Petru (Alexandru Papadopol) has a chance we all have a chance. More on #film at @intheseats .

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You know what, bitch? Yeah, I’m a motherfucking fake bitch—to you, girl. Because, like, what the fuck? You’ve been nothing but fake this entire fucking competition and you really fucking tried me. And I know you feel like shit for that, you bitch.

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These truths are self evident, that Mistress knows she's big. Jorgeous knows she's tiny looking like someone's child. Lydia knows that she's awkward, skinny, and brand-new. Nicole knows that she's old as fuck and is struggling to keep up. And Tina Burner knows that she is and forever always will be a complete man in a wig.

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AVADEB + their honeymoon trip to Singapore

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Its BeyDay!!!!

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#Beyonce #CowboyCarterTour

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I can’t believe I finally experienced this… Thank You Beyonce ❤️

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Jane Austen Wrecked My Life

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Just serving face because she can I love her

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