paricdrabbles
1K posts
The many short stories of Eric Northman and his witty baby progeny Pamela.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text
lecterisms replied to your post:Tara is far more interesting than Pam and Eric combined, don't be a hater.
I JUST SNORTED SO LOUD LIKE WHAT BAHHAHAA no.
Fucking trolls, they do make me laugh.
8 notes
·
View notes
Photo

MORE THAN WORDS ♛ a paric fanmix burn - ray lamontagne // come back when you can - barcelona // my vampire heart - tom mcrae // hopeless wanderer - mumford & sons // woke up dead - kyla la grange // deathbeds - bring me the horizon // my heart with you - the rescues // if i was your vampire - marilyn manson // more than words - extreme // heavy in your arms - florence + the machine // landfill - daughter // dust to dust - the civil wars // nothing else matters - metallica // closer - nine inch nails // eye - the smashing pumpkins // and 30+ more
#I listened to this yesterday or the daily limit of it and I feel like writing up a storm#but I'm lazy#this is ear sex#paric
54 notes
·
View notes
Note
Tara is far more interesting than Pam and Eric combined, don't be a hater.

Go away with your bullshit, please.
12 notes
·
View notes
Text
bonniescrown reblogged your post bonniescrown reblogged your post Did I... and added:
lol except i was never /on/ your blog. you put your bullshit in the tags for everyone to see and you should feel...
Embarrassed? Of being happy over a shit character being written off the show? Okay, darling. Yes, I'm sooooo embarrassed. Please go and cry your tears to someone who cares, because I don't.
5 notes
·
View notes
Text
bonniescrown reblogged your post Did I just read that Tara Thornton, th... and added:
wow you are so gross *throws up all over this post*
Get off my blog.
0 notes
Text
Did I just read that Tara Thornton, the poisonous clingon to my Pammy is being killed off?!?!?! Well now, this is GOOD NEWS INDEED.
fuck. fuck. fuck. Pam has nobody now. fuck. fuck. fuck. she'll be looking for Eric ten times more now. fuck. fuck.fuck. FEELINGS. fuck. fuck. fuck. Paric scenes.
I could literally jump for joy if I wasn't fat, now for the other little troll who is completely irrelevant in every possible way.
9 notes
·
View notes
Photo
#oh lord#I love her face in this#You just KNOW he's calling her home cause he want some of dat booty#okay playdates over i command you to get the fuck home#paric#and if that's not an orgasm then i don't know what is
39 notes
·
View notes
Photo
"Go ahead, Pam. Show me how little he means to you.”
1K notes
·
View notes
Text
WHY DID YOU NOT PACK LUNCH? DO YOU WANT TO STARVE AND DIE AND LEAVE ME ALONE WITH YOUR PARIC WORDS?! HOW VERY DARE YOU. YOU NEED TO EAT, STEAL SOMEONE'S MONEY AND RUN.
I am not a buttmonkey, Rosalie.
6 notes
·
View notes
Text
Yes, you are.
Your words, Katie. Your words. THOSE WORDS. PARIC WORDS.
I am not a buttmonkey, Rosalie.
6 notes
·
View notes
Photo
72 notes
·
View notes
Photo
115 notes
·
View notes
Note
*rolls into your inbox* omg bby your back! I missed your drabbles and your awesomeness!! lurvvv you <333 *sprinkles Paric dust*


1 note
·
View note