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Og image is by @shitolodise :33

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Luigi fans who hate Mario are insane because if you ever told Luigi you hate Mario he would start crying and then put his dukes up while still crying

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Polnareff is such a funny character. He has a compelling motivation and is interesting when you look at him narratively but nearly every time there's an episode dedicated to him it's Jean Pierre Polnareff's official toilet tragedy number 57 where upon entering a bathroom stall Polnareff is transported into an evil death maze by the enemy stand user King Gizzard the Lizard Wizard and he must find all the hidden notes and escape the maze before time runs out or else King Gizzard the Lizard Wizard's stand Jeff the Killer will Jeff the Kill him. Meanwhile his friends are having lunch and going "huh. Polnareff's been in there for awhile, I wonder what's taking him so long." as if they don't already know.

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chekov’s cat: if you see a cat, it will probably be relevant later.

schroedinger’s gun: there’s no way to know if a gun is loaded or not until you physically inspect and check it yourself, so it’s safest to assume all guns are loaded.

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Guys......

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The most well-known image I ever drew from the year 2000

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Hostile

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in the club getting psychosexual

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how to gangnam cancel into buddy holly

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❗️Now that Christmas has rolled around I have an important reminder❗️ as popular and cute as they may appear do not buy your kids these as a present this year‼️‼️

GOITER SPONGES ARE NOT A TOY!

GOITER SPONGES ARE NOT AN “entry level” PET!! They are a 10,000 year commitment!!

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my main criticism of solarpunk is why isn’t it happening

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"objectively physically attractive but in possession of negative rizz" is one of my favorite character concepts. i think it's so great when there's an absurdly hot person who's just a complete fucking loser. the mood is unsalvageable the moment they open their mouth kind of deal. you get no bitches because you're so sucks.

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Girl squad

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