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DCxDP as Brooklyn 99 Characters

This is Tim x Danny because I think it fits best if the character were like this more or less, there are situations where it changes

Also Danny knows about the bats and occasionally helps on a case. Not every convo is exactly the same as in the series.

English is not my first language

Captain Raymond Holt - Batman

Kevin costner - Selina or Clark

Sargent Terry Jeffords - Dick Grayson

Rosa Diaz / Adrian Pemento - Jason Todd

Amy Santiago - Tim Drake

Gina Linetti - Damian Wayne (mainly because Gina is mean to Amy most of the time and would be funny dynamic, also it‘s not that serious)

Jake Peralta - Danny Fenton

I was not sure who to pick for Dick because I think he would kinda also work for Jake but Tim is Amy so it doesn’t work. And for Jason I thought it would be really funny if when he is calm and collected he is more like Rosa and if he has the pit rage he is more like when adrian was there the first time and threatened Jake but in that moment it would be changed that it would be Tim or something.

Mainly thought of this because of these two interactions

Danny: No issues here, we never even had a fight.

Tim: It‘s true, our only close call was when Danny didn‘t know who Edward Nygma was.

Batman: Really? Never heard of the Riddler. (To Tim) This is who you want to be with?… I shouldn‘t get involved. Good luck with the case.

And

Jason just got back and he is still fighting with the pit rage, sits at Tims workstation and looks for something

Tim: Is that Jason „Second Robin aka Red Hood“ Todd?

Dick: Yeah he just started to be around more.

Tim walks to Jason and puts a Hand on his shoulder: Hey, excuse me Jason those are my files on my desk.

Jason grabs his hand and puts a knife to his throat.

Dick: Woah, woah let‘s calm down and drip the weapon.

Batman: Kids meet Jason or Red Hood. He‘s been with the league of Assassins for a year and then acted as a crime lord for a year and a half. He‘s been dealing with the lazarus pits and has been doing better at controlling it and he is joining us on patrols.

Tim still with a knife at his throat: That is… awesome!

If I think of another conversation that this or a similar dynamic works I‘ll try to remember to post it

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Arrest me but make it sexy

DCxDP with a little from The Rookie in there

This is my first post so sorry if the formating is a little off. English is not my first language.

So I just watched The Rookie again and I think it would be kind of funny if this happened

Batman and one of the bats (readers choice) but I like jason as Celina and Bruce as John Nolan. Let‘s pretend they get some of the police reports of a disturbance. They get there but nothing is happening and they just stand on the street or something.

Batman: hn.

Red hood: yeah nothing is happening here

The garage is opening. Danny, Tucker and Sam are there with band equipment.

Danny: (starts singing) Is that a baton in your pocket

or are you just happy to see me?

He puts the „short“ in shorty

and he looks like he wants to chase me…

arrest me but make it sexy (continues to sing the song)

Batman starts walking towards them and they start closing the garage door.

A week later they get called in for another disturbance. The song starts to play again.

Danny: Put me in the back of the car

And we‘ll start a verbal flirtation

I'm doing tax fraud and arsons

Now take me down to your station

Batman starts walking towards them again but out of nowhere there is a choir and mor people singing the song. Red Hood is laughing his ass of and starts filming and dances to the music.

Later in the batcave everyone is there for the debrief and oracle starts playing the recording and everyone starts laughing at batmans face in the recording.

Even later when Bruce is going with Jason to meet his boyfriend and they get to a bar. Then Danny gets on stage: Thank you guys for coming out tonight for the single release party for my new song 911. I wanna give a special shout out to OG Daddy cop Batman for being such a good sport.

Jason: I was going to tell you but I just thought this was way funnier. But now I see I made a mistake.

That is as far as I got. I just thought this was really funny. It would also work with Dick grayson as John Nolan and Jason, Tim or Damian as Celina but Dick is actually on Duty and one of his brothers just happened to be riding along with him. Now that I think about it, it would be even funnier if they were already together and planned this from the beginning.