call me jay (26) — they/them | he/him — notorious b.i.f. (banded iron formation). future backbone of the great lakes khanate
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are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon
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ok we all know those pseudo-archaeological hyper-diffusionist conspiracies about "isn't it weird how all these cultures have pyramids" or something. my archaeologist friend and i were talking to a guy who believed this but like about doors? like, "isn't it fascinating all these cultures have doors with two columns supporting a single horizontal beam" dude that's because that's probably the easiest way to create a threshold in a wall that supports the weight of the wall above the void. c'mon. be so serious
#he also was talking about gobelki tepe and#we were pretty sure he thought it was built underground?#like...
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guy translating a poem encounters a word and agonizes and agonizes over it before finally deciding it’s so enmeshed in its unique historical and literary context that it’s truly untranslatable. moves on to the next word, agonizes, agonizes, decides it’s untranslatable too. goes through the entire poem like this. in the end only one word actually ends up rendered in english
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new bio just dropped
a little home on the lake superior country a patch of Hokkaido squash and a jack pine bonsai. and no student loans and a hairy ass 40 year old boy toy.
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a little home on the lake superior country a patch of Hokkaido squash and a jack pine bonsai. and no student loans and a hairy ass 40 year old boy toy.
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bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*
me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-
bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die
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(guy who literally has easy access to painkillers voice) ough,,, everything aches,,, ouch, if only,,, there was something i could do to stop this,,,,,, guess ill just put up with it,,,,
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"Billy Budd" is a psychosexual drama in which the order of Twink Death must be maintained in the oedipal configuration of the ship - if not through the proverbial wilting of a youthful gaiety (gay-ité), then through the Christ-like transfiguration of the Twink through Death, the subterfuge and betrayal of a political era projected and inscribed upon the body of the object of homoerotic desire, understood as always-already treacherous [I am booed off stage]
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Mike Smith, Addingham based printmaker
Wild Flower Meadow - Upper Wharfedale',
16 colour/hue, 40 x 30cm. reduction linoprint.
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Cyanotype printed shells barfootk_art on ig
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I actually use an efficient mana-saving strategy for battle spellcasting.. as we all know deflection magic is very efficient and so I have a list of very spiteful gods in the area and basically when I want to blast someone I tell a lie and say something to the effect of "if I'm lying may Galé strike me down" and deflect the subsequent lightning bolt/fireball/death ray in the direction of my target. I haven't had to actually cast battle magic in two years
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Lmfao??
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I just showed an Olmec guy all the uses we have for corn today and he started milly rocking
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Records store finds ft. a record my friend and I are pretty sure is by one of those cold war era soft power organizations lol
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