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Shipping EuryOdyPoliPen as the silliest polycule to ever grace this earth, Odysseus and Polites started dating first and they both had this big fat crush on Eurylochus but neither of them ever said anything.
Then Odysseus meets Penelope because he’s the king of Ithaca and needs to get married to a girl and he’s like “Woahhh what a woman she’s so smart and pretty she should murder or kiss me” but Penelope does not fall for Odysseus first, instead she sees Polites and is instantly head over heels because he’s sweet and charming and then eventually they all end up dating, I just know Penelope would fall for Odysseus because he does something massively stupid while trying to be smart and she’s like “never mind I want them both”
She and Ody get married but are both still dating Polites while having to hide it from the rest of the kingdom (it’s highly obvious and nobody cares)
And then Ctimene is about to marry Eurylochus but she is very much aware Eury is destined to become apart of the polycule, so literally on her wedding day she jokes to Odysseus about “stealing his second husband” Ctimene is our AroAce Queen though so she does not care at all, but it would catch Eury and Ody off guard so much and she would relish in that
But also thinking about Penelope had three husbands go to war and the only one who returned alive has his heart still out at sea somewhere
But yes EuryOdyPoliPen <3
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"Polites and Odysseus were in love,” I say into the mic.
The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.
"He's right," they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 2nd row stands: Jorge Rivera-Herrans.
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You get into enough fandoms you start to realise that you basically like only one type of ship and mine is
“Main Character x His Best Friend Who Died”
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Waiter waiter! more patrochilles pls!!!
This is an older doodle but here! Yaoi 🤭
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just two bros, homies, best friends practicing wrestling, nothing else,
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I wasn’t breastfed as a baby…

Catching up on 20 years worth of gossip
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Sinking Town animation | The Iliad
this took way too fucking long, and it got like 3 likes on insta, please dont fail me tumblr
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Oh you know just thinking about Tony’s face when he realizes Peter is about to die vs when he sees him again I’m really normal about it


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Petition to stop Madame Tussauds from making wax figures of the Beatles



They look inbred
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Like or reblog if you ship Kyoko/Makoto/Byakuya!
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