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ohh yeah it's all coming together dot jpeg

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How it feels commenting on a mutuals post like a grandma and fumbling the interaction

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Listening to Hotel California on the store radio and they muted the word "kill" when he says "but they just can't kill the beast" like what are we doing here has humanity not suffered enough

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[plants a sword in the ground in front of you after destroying your village] i like the look of hate in your eyes. take this and grow into a fine quarry for my hunt

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Gosh.

Must be rough for them.

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no-coiners, bootblacks, vanguards who got turned around in the hinterland, poets without language, scabs, turncoats who bought a sword, obol swallowers, new fools, talent planters, those without portfolio, those who have faked their deaths poorly, former grave diggers, oubliette builders, self made idiots, enforcers of damnatio memoriae, those who live beyond the jurisdiction of sleep, snipe hunters, coat check girls, bit players from central casting, graffiti artists, apple thieves, Pynchon readers, catacomb christians, those looking over their shoulder for no reason

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it's almost summer do you guys want my stupid hyperoptimized lemonade recipe that takes half a day to make and whips absolute ass

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went into a chic fil a for the first time in probably a decade+ today (not my choice)(my senior at work wanted to go there for lunch)(call that joint the dark ages the way it's mid and evil) and literally the first thing I heard when I opened the door was somebody's harry potter ringtone. lol. lmao even

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Your father use to roleplay as a tape worm for my pleqsure

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The biggest ever evidence for the “haters are truly just jealous“ theory is When everyone was dunking on these delightful images of jack Nicholson enjoying a delicious hoagie in a boat and then jumping playfully into the sea. there is honest to God nothing I would rather be doing than exactly this. any man who claims this is lame or that he looks gross in any capacity is lying, & seething with jealousy

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bad luck brian meme that says WAKES UP BRIGHT AND EARLY FOR THE FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL | STRANGLED WITH PIANO WIRE WHILE BRUSHING HIS TEETH. THE CRAZIEST PART? HE WASN'T EVEN THE TARGET! THE ASSASSIN WENT TO THE WRONG ADDRESS AND POOR BRIAN JUST SO HAPPENED TO RESEMBLE HIS MARK! UPON REALIZING HIS MISTAKE, THE ASSASSIN COMMITS SUICIDE WITH HIS HANDGUN IN THE SAME ROOM. DUE TO THE DIFFERING NATURE OF THEIR DEATHS, THEY REACH DIVINE JUDGEMENT AT THE SAME TIME. THE ASSASSIN, NATURALLY, IS CONDEMNED TO HELL, WHILE BRIAN, WHO WAS LARGELY A NOBODY IN LIFE, IS GRANTED ENTRY TO HEAVEN AS COMMON COURTESY. HOWEVER, FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE, GOD MAKES A MISTAKE, AND THEIR SENTENCES ARE SWITCHED JUST BEFORE THEY DEPART; THE ASSASSIN ASCENDS TO HEAVEN, WHILE BRIAN IS DAMNED TO BOIL IN A POT IN HELL FOR ETERNITY. AND GOD DOESN'T CARE ENOUGH TO FIX IT! HE COULD SEND BRIAN TO PARADISE WITH A SNAP OF HIS FINGERS, BUT BRIAN IS SO UTTERLY INSIGNIFICANT THAT EVEN GOD, WITH HIS INFINITE LOVE FOR HUMANITY, CANNOT MUSTER THE EMPATHY TO SAVE HIS IMMORTAL SOUL!

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This dumb bit has been stuck in my head since I was a toddler

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what kind of fucked up and evil dish can i make without buying too many ingredients?

what kind of fucked up and evil dish can i make without buying too many ingredients?

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this day and minute? go put kiwi in the microwave and see a gunky kind of bitch unfold

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What you can’t see is me with the controller panicking and yelling

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Mallow sawfly larvae, Neoptilia tora, Argidae

Found in Texas and Mexico

Photos 1-3 by marumg, 4-5 by sherylsr, 6 by sheliahargis, 7 by rayala25, and 8 by kimberlietx