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1st mood of 2019: I still get emotional about Dragon Age 2

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take your carriage very slowly by your rival’s home, that she might see your latest hat

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You know, with all the language throughout Star Wars about “giving in” to the Dark Side, how the Dark Side makes you more powerful, how the Dark Side makes you age strangely and destroys you, it sure doesn’t sound like an “opposite side of the coin” so much as the “deeper end of the pool,” like it’s actually the true form of the force and being a Jedi is about keeping it tamed so it doesn’t eat you the way it actually wants.

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Finding a Decent Sleep Schedule 🛌

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Of COURSE John Mulaney is the first male comedian to have a good #MeToo joke. 

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EDDIE. EDDIE IT’S PEOPLE. EDDIE WE’RE EATING PEOPLE.

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Dungeon Master Mood Board

*cue wii shop music*

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Maria

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”Gasping for breath, he repeated over and over again  the line that had been hammered into his head:  ‘What greater honor… what greater honor…’ He didn’t dare finish the phrase: ‘than dying in battle’, so he just kept repeating the opening over and over again.”

– 'Unknown Soldiers’ by Väinö Linna

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CONFESSION: 

As a Christian, I find myself disliking Andrastianism because I find it incompatible with biblical Christianity. The Maker is presented as no better than the Evanuris, demanding absolute obedience among followers while doing whatever He wants no matter how immoral they are. Non-humans are discriminated against, which contradicts its goal of spreading the faith to all races. Lastly, the Chantry uses military force to enforce the faith on everyone, which is unsurprisingly counter-productive, as it has made more bitter enemies in the long run.

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ko-fi request: “Hey man, your art never fails to make me smile and I love you. May I request a drawing of that pic of the guy wearing a traffic cone and holding a stop sign, the mostest epic you can make him”

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FIrst law of robotics: they can’t cum

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*Gets out of bed like draugr get out of coffins in Skyrim.*