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Steve: “Avengers… assemble!”
All of the Avengers: start frantically building IKEA furniture
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Avengers: We listen and we don't judge.
Thunderbolts: We listen and we judge the fuck out of you.
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@oh-tobeafrog thank you for inspiring me with this galaxy brain take on my two favorite marvel heroes :)
original post here
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The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.
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Yelena: you ever wanna talk about your feelings john?
John: no.
Bob: i do
Yelena: i know bob
Bob: i'm sad
Yelena: i know bob
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Yelena: Ava’s smiling, did something good happen?
Ava: Can’t I just smile because I feel like it?
Bob: Walker tripped and fell in the parking lot this morning
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Bucky, trying to be a politician and realizing how inefficient it is at stopping bad guys quickly: Welp. I can't debate, diplomat, or deposition my way out of this one.
Bucky, loading his explosive disc launcher: Detonate it is.
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Bucky Barnes, through the whole damn movie:
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Do you know how fucked up your team has to be for Bucky Barnes to be the most stable member
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