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When the corporate customer service quiz has this as a question:

And you have to decide if you want to pass the course or be true to your heart.

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Chicago Tribune, Illinois, October 15, 1905

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i love you ciabatta i love you brioche i love you focaccia i love you challah i love you sourdough i love you rye i love you multigrain i love you bagel i love you pita i love you pretzel bun i love you baguette i love you english muffin i love you naan

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The thing about same sex egg breeding is that while I like it for lore reasons, having 50% of the dragons on the site incompatible for breeding adds an important difficulty factor in and it would be a little too easy to make color combos without that restriction. Here's my proposal: gender no longer relevant to breeding, add dragon sexualities/gender preferences instead. Decided at random at hatching. A whole new world of breeding pair difficulty. This would fix nothing and create a lot more chaos

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can you doodle me a small fish

not a small fish or a doodle but here's a paper cut out gutted fish from my sketchbook <3

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RULE NO. 1 OF WOUND CARE: ignore itttt :33

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do NOT sort by kudos the real play is to find the most prolific writers in the hockey rpf tag and go to their profile to see if they’ve written a single bizarrely high-quality fic for the fandom you’re actually looking for

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“give us mean women! give us angry women!” you guys couldn’t even handle north from detroit become human :/

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the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with

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List here your top 5 bad takes made by characters in dbh

1. Markus demanding a state, hands down. What the fuck? I hate it.

2. "Maybe you really are alive". Nothing would be wrong with this take if it wasn't right after shooting an android – this context gives this take a sour rotten taste. Also Hank's revelation about the true causer of his son's death. That's right, I think it's a bad take. It may be a step further from blaming androids but still a way to go.

3. Markus claiming some betrayal on North's part after being so disastrously incompetent he got rightfully outvoted.

4. Whatever is coming out of Carl's mouth because there's this "let's pretend this is deep" tone narrative tries to set around him while Carl says something embarrassingly surface level (+ Hank's "emotions always screw everything up" but not because I think it's a particularly bad take, but because he sounds too much like Carl in this moment)

5. "Forgetting who you are to become what someone needs you to be...maybe that's what it means to be alive" I think I could have liked it in other context, but the way it is, it just looks like verbal justification of throwing Kara's whole story away for the sake of Alice and leaving absolutely no place just for Kara herself.

Honourable mentions

- every time someone gets hurt and jericrew members are like "it's too late to help, let's go"

- Zlatko's cliche villain take. So forgettable it's embarrassing.

- North's "I can live without you" sequence

I think I'm forgetting takes that are much worse than all of the ones mentioned here, but anyway

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saw this on twitter and

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occasional posts from users

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cage match to the death between an asexual person commenting "lol can't relate, allos have such weird problems" on a post about sex and a poly person commenting "lol can't relate, monogamous people have such weird problems" on a post about cheating

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If your favourite character doesn't make you groan in frustration and need to shake them violently by the shoulders and also bite them at least once . do you even like them