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saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

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goose and gundl…

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Art is a sport

One common thing I see among artists who are just starting out is that they are very precious about their work -- ironically, way moreso than experienced artists. They need to get every line JUST right, because in their mind, getting that line just right is what stands between the piece being bad and it being good. I was like that too, for so long that I'm still struggling to catch up because of how it hampered my progress.

Being precious about every line is kind of like a track sprinter starting a run, but then restarting every time their foot lands in any slightly suboptimal way. This is comes off as silly, because we know that the "unit" of what they are doing is a sprint, and that they would make their greatest progress by finishing the full sprints, because that's how they train.

Well, similarly, the "unit" of art is a finished piece. What stands between the sprinter and the time they want isn't 1 individual step, but 1000 sprints. What stands between the beginner artist and making art they like the look of isn't that 1 line, but, i'm sorry to say, 1000 pieces.

Taking note of any mistakes you made afterwards is something done by both the experienced artist and experienced sprinter -- this is healthy and helps you improve. But you can do that later, after you're done.

That line is good enough.

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everyone look at this

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Jade Shadows in a nutshell

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Reddit just discovered color theory

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JADE SHADOWS RELEASED ONE YEAR AGO TODAY. HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU FREAK OF NATURE (affectionate).

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bro last night was totally redacted! last night was fully expunged from the record. bro, do you... can you remember last night? what did we do...? what did... did we hurt someone? bro? why won't you look at me? what did I do...? whose blood is this...? bro...?

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Not traditional art, but I need somewhere to upload my backroom decoration screenshots and I say it counts :p

Love making planter pot arrangements and shadow art

Bonus zoom in on the fish tank I can't fit into the max 5 images the contest has, but I like it :)

(edit: ok tumblr really crunches the quality so I'm gonna use imgur when embedding images in the forum, linking here to keep things all in one spot)

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Maid cleaning a massive chateau surely belonging to the richest people you’ve ever seen, and as she’s walking from room to room you notice that every single portrait is of her

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call me OSHA the way i’m demanding a railing

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Yippee!!!!

A short animation I made the other day to remind myself that animating is fun, actually

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Happy delayed maid day :3c (frames requested by twitter)

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hallo...this is a commission from the lovely Gianni Matrograno, who takes VA requests on his KoFi (in case you were Unawares)

Please enjoy what I will now be considering the canon internal thoughts of The Stalker, upon spawning into a mission with Jade present. And go commission Gianni. Give this man money to say funny words.

Transcript below the cut!

An audio clip of The Stalker from Warframe. Stalker has a gruff, harsh, whispery voice with an echo effect overlaid. He starts off speaking calmly and threateningly, but gradually becomes more panicked and confused upon realizing that Jade is present in the mission he has invaded. His final line at the end returns to his original whispery tone.

Stalker: Tenno...there is no salvation for you...the blood is on your hands, and I know your every- hang on. That's my wife. That is my WIFE. O-okay, yeah, no. Sorry, honey. My bad...yeah I'm just gonna now and check on the baby. Yeah, I'm sorry. I'm not- I'm not gonna fight my wife. I'm not STUPID. Never...

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He drinks a whisky drink (action) he drinks a vodka drink (bonus action) he drinks a lager drink (hasted action) he drinks a cider drink (action surge)