pattonlovespuppies

[pattonlovespuppies]

What do snakes do when they get angry? They throw "hiss"y fits! might tell that one to Jansus too

Ooo you definitely should! He’d like it 🤣🤣

[pattonlovespuppies]

what do you call a fish with no eye? a fsh!

Hehe! Aww, I loved that, kiddo!!

[pattonlovespuppies]

(Can I second this as Patton? Seconded!! - Ruby)

[So uh]

[pattonlovespuppies]

Of course, kiddo!! I’d never take your jokes for granite

*turns you into a rock* you ROCK *wheeze*

[pattonlovespuppies]

Not.. not very good! Not very good at all mm-mm no thanks, I’m good!

[pattonlovespuppies]

Alright, alright, alright! I’ll be down in a bit, kiddo

*There's a strong knocking on Patton's door. An unfamiliar voice calls from outside*

Mr. Patton!

*Standing a few steps back from the door is an unfamiliar teal-colored side. He's wearing a Victorian-style tuxedo; with black leather shoes, black pants, a green dress-shirt, blue bowtie, and a beautiful deep teal waistcoat and tailcoat. His hair is somewhere between preened and a rats-nest, with a prominent white-shock streak in the front. He wears thin wire-frame glasses that sit crooked on his face. His eyes have that wonder of discovery you'd expect to see on someone like Logan, or at least would have seen on Logan in Thomas' younger years. It's almost nostalgic. This new kiddo's clearly eager for something*

-- @twofacedsssssnake [Janus is disguised as ?????. 5/10]

-Patton opens his door, surprised to see a new side so casually just.. there. No dramatic build up or anything-

Oh? Well, hiya there, kiddo! Who might you be?

[pattonlovespuppies]

It takes a BOULD(er) person to get your jokes, kiddo!

*turns you into a rock* you ROCK *wheeze*

[pattonlovespuppies]

Oh-.. well, I was mostly kidding. I KILLED HIM

-Panicked kneeling to try and do something to save them-

Kronos: Good news! I made a lot of edible cookie dough :D

Kronos: Bad news! I made a lot of edible cookie dough :(

[pattonlovespuppies]

He’s giving you a hug through the screen! To show my love!

Sending all my kiddos hugs!! This one is for @amlogansanders 💙

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Sending all my kiddos hugs!! This one is for @more-than-just-orange-eyes 🧡

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Sending all my kiddos hugs!! This one is for @roman-the-royal ❤️

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Sending all my kiddos hugs!! This one is for @wrath-and-irrationality 🧡

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Sending all my kiddos hugs!! This one is for @twofacedsssssnake 💛

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Sending all my kiddos hugs!! This one is for @yeskeeppettingmymustache 💚

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Sending all my kiddos hugs!! This one is for @amlogansanders 💙

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Sending all my kiddos hugs!! This one is for @notvirgilsanderswhatwhosaidiwas 💜

[pattonlovespuppies]

It might, honestly. Just- if ya want some cookie dough try some of Kronos’

Kronos: Good news! I made a lot of edible cookie dough :D

Kronos: Bad news! I made a lot of edible cookie dough :(