paulandersonxo

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people talk shit about the part of pokemon sword and shield where the missing tapestry is found hanging on the wall of a restaurant but when i was young my dad took me to a pub that just had the severed mummified arm of a local historical figure on display so idk

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it's meant to be for backwards compatibility with gold and silver which didn't have the female player option but it's dumb because you don't even actually see the other person move around the trade room or anything. also it still does it even when it's two female trainers

so you end up with this scene of two closeted trans girls meeting up

thinking about how if you choose the female player character in pokemon crystal whenever you go to trade with someone the pokemon centre lady forcibly transes your gender

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thinking about how if you choose the female player character in pokemon crystal whenever you go to trade with someone the pokemon centre lady forcibly transes your gender

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thinking about how if you choose the female player character in pokemon crystal whenever you go to trade with someone the pokemon centre lady forcibly transes your gender

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one of my most long held secret passionate opinions is that gsc new bark town theme >>>>>>>>>>>> hgss new bark town theme

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obsessed with the pokemon company avoiding the details of pokemon breeding and the origin of eggs so much that the greatest experts in the pokemon world are like "maybe the pokemon just sort of. find the eggs somewhere"

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shoutout to my doctor for telling me "it's very unnatural to still be living with your parents at your age" that's really helpful man you're really curing me

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ruth bater goonsburg

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ruth bater goonsburg

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loooove on a podcast when they say "its interesting" and it isnt

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it took me longer than i am willing to admit to realize montessori was not the name of a state

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i love my pink onion fairy 🥹

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2048 is practically embedded into my brain i think because it used to be my go-to thing to do with my hands on my phone all throughout secondary school. and to this day sometimes i catch myself and ive just been idly playing it for 20 minutes or i try to sleep and it crosses my mind and suddenly im mentally sliding imaginary squares like im that girlie with the cunty bob from the queens gambit

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found the golden turkey and finally beat the elite 4 in heartgold again at long last

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HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT IDK HOW MANY RESETS IT'S BEEN BUT I PASSED 8192 RESETS BACK IN FUCKING APRIL HOLY SHIT

who's gonna show up first the turkey or the onion

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when i was young i used to think the sound of planes flying overhead was just the sound the sun made when it was setting and sometimes i wish that was the truth actually

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who's gonna show up first the turkey or the onion