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Batman gets home after a long day of patrol to find one of his newest enemies, the murderous crime lord Red Hood, in his personal civilian office. he prepares to fight despite having taken off all of his gear back down in the cave, only for Red Hood to see him in the doorway and without hesitation, he takes off his helmet.

Jason Todd stares at him from across the desk, tears and snot streaming down his face, and Bruce freezes.

“I don’t know how to hook up the new dryer i bought for my apartment and now my landlord is asking for bank statements to prove i can pay rent and my wifi keeps fucking up and I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT WATER PRESSURE IS,” Jason wails, distraught and sobbing harder than Bruce has ever seen before. he fumbles, jaw dropping, as Jason swipes at his eyes, sniffing. “THIS ISN’T FAIR,” he cries wetly. “I DIED BEFORE I LEARNT ABOUT TAXES, WHAT THE FUCK IS A STOCKS ISA??!”

Bruce bites his lip, deciding to not show his slight amusement. “Oh, chum,” he empathises.

“THIS IS SO FUCKED UP.”

“I know, I know,” he soothes, holding his hands up in submission and carefully moving forward so he could place them comfortingly on Jason’s shoulder. did he know what was going on? absolutely the fuck not. was he going to question it and scare away his apparently-not-dead-son? absolutely the fuck not. “How about some warm milk and cookies, and then you can show me the files that confuse you?”

Jason sniffs. “…and then the dryer?”

“I can hook up your dryer, chum.”

“……I’m not gonna stop being a crime lord,” his son warns, shamelessly using Bruce’s sleeve to wipe away the snot dribbling down his lip. Bruce bits his lip again.

“Let’s not worry about that right now. One problem at a time.”

“I also own zero spoons.”

“There’s some in the kitchen you can steal.”

“…thanks, B.”

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Sit in your parent’s lap like you did when you were a kid

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Some old art of Fenton family bonding time with the boys.

I'm a sucker for father/son dynamics.

(I blame "A Goofy Movie".)

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i wish i had been there to watch the creation of the theories in the kingdom hearts fandom. it seems so fun like i imagine creating theories is just a community of fans online like

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Big handsome boi

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(View in light mode then click the image!)

Saw this post and immediately took inspiration. solid background versions for dark mode users:

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yesterday I finished playing kingdom hearts 3 again (since 2019) and I can't believe I just noticed that when all the main norts (plus vanitas) were standing there doing a villain speech like

just. WHY ASDFGHJKL

HE LOOKS LIKE A LOST CHILD IN A PARK

WHY IS HE BUILT LIKE THAT ASDFGHJKLDFHSGKLJHDF

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The thing about Bruce and Jason is that so many people today (dc writers and fans) totally ignore or don't know that Bruce was one hair away from starting WWIII over Jason. When Superman came to him, Batman was already at the UN headquarters. If Clark had been a couple of minutes late, Batman would have killed the Joker, who had diplomatic immunity, ON THE STEPS OF THE UN HEADQUARTERS. And Superman was only able to make Bruce wait for the immunity to drop. The moment it was, Bruce did tried to kill the Joker.

In the end, it doesn't matter that the Joker survived, because Bruce did show how much he loves Jason. He loves him enough to nearly start a world war over losing him.

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Superman 1978 | dir. Richard Donner

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My headcanons after Phantom Planet: (I tried to make them as similar to the original series as possible, lol.)

I needed to see Danny and his parents together. 😖🫶♥️

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fans of characters that hate vulnerability will be like “i cant wait until they cry 😍 cant wait until the weight of their emotions breaks them 😍”

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my mom said if this post gets 500,000 notes that she'd get me a silkie chicken like this one

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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God put me on this earth to not date anybody