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i’m,, cleaning out my old art from this blog because i’m weirdly self conscious of it but hi hello i’m back on my moist bullshit like this post for a starter !!
#REBLOGGING THIS NOW I HAV FOLLOWERS#IM WRITING UNTIL I EAT AND PROBABLY ART STREAM ...#nondiscworld stuff but still#ooc
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I am very handsome. Sometimes I look in the mirror and think to myself “I have committed horrible acts”
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which of you cowards is making a vetinari for me
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Moist is... Morally Skewed, but certainly not a malicious guy. He’s never directly hurt someone; he’s never stole directly out of people’s hands, nor left someone for dead. HOWEVER; his fraud has shut down banks, which in turn has starved families. It’s confirmed in both the novels and adaptions that moist is COMPLETELY oblivious to the consequences of his actions;
He doesn’t even think of it! He’s so wrapped up in getting rid of his own boredom, of pushing the line with fraud and petty crookery, that he doesn’t actually think of other people at all. Let alone how they might suffer. His moral greyness comes entirely from selfishness, and it’s something that Moist has to face and amend as he navigates being the new post-master of Anhk-Morpork. His service to the post-office is at first, just as selfish as his desire to commit fraud; he’s not doing it to help the city, he’s doing it because his only other option was a hang-mans noose. It takes time and effort for him to begin to understand, empathise and care for the people of A-M, but he does eventually get there. In his own way.
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What's sticking into your foot is a steel-tipped four-inch stiletto heel, the most dangerous footwear in the world. Now, I know what you're thinking: "Could she push it all the way through to the floor?" To tell you the truth, I'm not sure about that myself. But I'm going to give it a damn good try.
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He arose slowly, on unsteady legs, and stared at what had become of the creature. If he’d been a hero, he would have taken the opportunity to say, “That’s what I call sorted!” Since he wasn’t a hero, he threw up.
– on one-liners | Terry Pratchett, Going Postal
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i’m,, cleaning out my old art from this blog because i’m weirdly self conscious of it but hi hello i’m back on my moist bullshit like this post for a starter !!
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“You Have An Appointment Now With Lord Vetinari,” said the golem. “I’m sure I don’t.” “There Are Two Guards Outside Who Are Sure You Do, Mr. Lipwig,” Gladys rumbled. Oh, Moist thought. One of those appointments.
– Vetinari hasn’t changed much in 42 books | Terry Pratchett, Making Money
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moist, walking into tumblr and meeting all these fuckign, monster and supernatural muses;
#he is but a little human#the only thing vaguely weird about him is that he looks so normal that most ppl forget what he looks like 5 mins after meeting him ( canon_#ooc
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how dull for you to live your life without any hills to die on, you, on your vast flat barren plains of compromise, acceptance, and accommodation, while I reign supreme over the lush, rolling highlands of stupid shit I have irrationally chosen to stake my entire identity on
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He wasn’t ugly, he wasn’t handsome, he was just so forgettable he sometimes surprised himself whilst shaving.
Terry Pratchett, Making Money (via discworldquotes)
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