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REMEMBER:

if you don't understand the post at a glance it's because op wrote it wrong and needs your help

if the post doesn't contain all the contextualising information you need to understand it, op is gaslighting you

if you haven't experienced the phenomenon the post describes, op is making it up for clout

if you haven't encountered the type of person the post describes, they're a strawman that doesn't exist

if the post doesn't address a topic you'd prefer to talk about, it's a distraction, missing the point, and talking over you

if the post makes a good point, it is your duty to contribute to human enlightenment by nitpicking it to be more correct

and most importantly:

every online conversation is a competition and you must win

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I just found out VLC media player lets you do this????

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I liked the theme with emo Yoshiki so much, so...

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"Kill them with kindness" Nah, fuck that, CRICKET BAT 🏏 🏏🏏🏏*SMACK* 🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏*SMACK*🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏🏏

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Summer season 🌤

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Splatoon Salmon Run Illu

Illustration I made back in april for @grizzcozine a splatoon salmon run zine, it's amazing check it out !!

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i wish we couldve seen more of greg and vidalia’s relationship bc they are SO funny. in my ideal world they have like the worst mixed family situation ever

Also i’m a firm believer sour cream as a kid was just as bad if not Worse than onion bc 1. vidalia is Abnormally unfazed by whatever onion has going on so she must have already been used to it SOMEHOW and 2. bro climbed a whole fucking ferris wheel at like a year old and he was just chilling there

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It is not just cede some territories and live in peace. It is not just "swapping passport". It is not just changing the president.

People think us delusional, but we know that ceding is dooming people living there to repressions, to suffocating all their cultural identity, to burning books that are deemed nationalistic propaganda (like a Ukrainian alphabet, for example), to torture chambers, to reeducation.

Russia doesn't just want the territory. It wants to destroy us to the last human. Putin said so himself. Multiple times. I do not get why these people wilfully ignore it.

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at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

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this one is 4 my good buddy who does not frequent tumblr. wing time

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an underrecognised tragedy of AI slop isn't just that any piece of contemporary art could be AI, any news reel could be AI, it's that now just any video of something vaguely nice and whimsical happening in the world could be AI

this is about the trampoline bunnies

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they don’t know about Andrew Hussie’s gender pyramid

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A tribute animation to the summer evening walks to the playlist

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been drawing too many losers lately, beautiful woman palette cleanser

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Yesterday I finally read "I sexually identify as an attack helicopter" and holy shit. I think it's my favorite piece of short fiction ever. My girlfriend and I spent four hours doing a close reading of it and poring over the details (and it was one of the best dates I've ever had).

It has everything. It's a beautiful tone poem about gender. It's a scifi short story about how fucked up it would be if the government could fuck with the parts of your brain pertaining to identity. It's a dystopian work about climate change and the US military industrial complex. It's a scathing indictment of a particular flavor of queer person who will proudly champion lgbt rights but whose activism stops before challenging capitalism and imperialism. It has an utterly sexless passage about sex, followed immediately by a multi-page action scene about piloting a helicopter and working in effortless tandem with your perfect counterpart to shoot down a missile and escape danger which drips with more eroticism than your average literotica story could dream of mustering. It's an emotional and character driven story about a married couple breaking up when one of them decides to transition.

It's really really good and if you haven't read it, you really have got to. I've been mad about what happened to Isabel Fall since I learned about it, but I'm so much madder now. I have no respect whatsoever for the so-called "critics" who decried it when it came out. From the very first moment, it's so very obviously written by a trans woman with so many interesting thoughts and feelings about gender, that in order to miss it you either have to have not read the story at all, or else you would require such a myopic and surface-level view of gender along with such a lack of reading ability and imagination that I simply would not trust any of your literary opinions at all.

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I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter was one of the best works of sci-fi of our generation and one of the best works of transgender fiction ever written, and there are world renowned authors who still have successful careers after they publicly assassinated the nascent woman who wrote it. I don't think they should ever know peace.